I’m a bit drunk. Went into our local Tescos for more beers and felt like having a sneaky cig so I asked the 16 year old boy behind the counter for 10 Marlboro Lights.

He looked at me with genuine fear in his eyes and said “do you want... ten... packets... of Marlboros?”

I was like oh my god I’m so sorry I am a mum now and I never buy cigarettes and I forgot they stopped selling ten packs o god were you even BORN when they stopped selling ten packs

And he was like hold please ma’am

There is no such thing as a “Marlboro Light”

“We have Marlboro Gold, Marlboro Red and Marlboro Touch”

“GOLD, GOLD MEANS LIGHT”

I neglected to mention, I had forgotten my mask so my reusable nylon bag was wrapped around my face

This poor kid, you guys