Watching Mulan...........they’re really hammering home that they’re sad she ain’t a boy.........and that she’s a weirdo lol

There’s brown people in this movie???

Okay so the Huns can defy the laws of gravity because ???? Just....running up walls with ease...the hell???

I’m no expert in history.....but I’m p sure the Silk Road wasn’t called the Silk Road while it still existed...

can rabbits run as fast as horses.....bc.....that makes rabbits a lil more terrifying

Dang.........matchmaker just announced to the whole village that Mulan ain’t ready to be a wife.......tbh the outburst in the original movie has more emotional weight

Ah Mulan failed her matchmaking session and now they’re already at the scene where they’re enlisting......the pacing is p fast so far

Dang the dad’s a d!ck in this version,, rude as hell

Oh.....that warrior transformation scene was kinda underwhelming.....just...plays with a sword for a bit and she’s in full armor the next second

there’s a Phoenix,

Is this the Li Shang replacement? He pretty.

Wish I got subtitles bc....I can’t tell what Mulan’s new dude name is......

Mulan choosing night duty so she doesn’t have to shower with the dudes...smart

“We’re going to make men out of every single one of you” dang.....no song? Not even an orchaestral rendition?