Thinking of doing a name and shame of so-called comedians I think are racist and right-wing and probably deserve never to hold a microphone unless it is to apologise for their views and tell us to vote and think like them. Lemme know if this is your bag.
Ok you all passed my threshold of 5 likes.

So here goes.

1 - @GeoffNorcott - the "Tory" view on "The Mash Report" on "BBC Two".

Need I say more?
2 - @LeoKearse - even his Twitter name says "Scottish comedian". Fuck. Me. How dare he.
3 - @robmulholland - he has a podcast called "Rob Mulholland Has An Opinion" - we all know that anyone with an opinion is probably right wing. This is not a place for opinions. Only agreement.
4 - @sindhuvfunny - if you had as many letters in your surname as Sindhu Venakatanarayanan, you would hate foreigners too
@redrichardson1 - don't be fooled by his name suggesting an allegiance with the colour - he is famously anti-Albanian. Or anti-abortion. Can't remember
6 - @joshweller he has browned up to get those coveted BAME gigs
7 - @abcomedian he actually whited up because he saw that we were moving to a more right wing nation and comedy preference
8 - @KaeKurd the first openly trans-racial person since Rachel Dolezal, Kae has been known to embrace different races for his own gain. Horrible little Italian
9 - @DariusDavies come on. Who is fooling by calling himself this name. Famously assaulted and older ginger woman while wearing a mask (before it was cool) and a leotard
10 - @adamrowecomedy that eye is not nearly as lazy when he sees people of different colours even though he says he is colour-blind. Once offered me curry on a night out. Shameful.
@MisterABK - always talks to me about India even though I'm not from there. Won't drop the Jesus stuff even though we all know Jesus looked like Nolberto Solano
11 - @vittorioangel1 already dyed his hair blonde, calls me "Curry Boy" and have seen him on nights out creepily make sure women are alright. Creep.
12 - @SunilDPatel - actually grew a beard and wears glasses to prove that all Asians do look the same and so it isn't racist to mix us up - just human
@H_Mayr_Comedy he is Austrian. You know who else was Austrian?

Exactly.
@MissAHaddow - famously only sleeps with Asian men but doesn't have any Asian friends. First person to call me Michael Pakintyre.
@RosieisaHolt is getting viral success with her "satirical" videos. She really is as odious as the words coming out of her mouth. Once wiped her hands with anti-bac wipes after shaking hands with me.
@JayAllerton - puts on a Scouse accent to suggest he doesn't read The S*n but is actually their largest shareholder. Always addresses me as Mr Patel
@tezilyas asked me to write on one of his TV appearances as "East Pakistan" correspondent and keeps pretending he can't hear me when I speak to him and points to my hearing aid and laughs. Famously anti-French.
Ok that's enough for today.

I'm sick and tired of these "comedians" getting away with their views.

What kind of society can we call ourselves if we allow different viewpoints to be heard and discussed? Or can't label people as a whole thing if WE decide they have transgressed?
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