You ready for this? So I had a dream that @Bubola, @FoundersGirl, & I were witnesses in a case against a head guy of a trafficking & drug ring who murdered a bunch of people. We were put in a safe house that we basically treated like it was vacay. Mimosas bitches! But then!

Our location was compromised. Some creep totally unrelated to the case was obsessed with & stalking Gretchen (I mean, real talk, who could blame him?? ) He followed her on Twitter, natch, & posted the pics there & on Reddit. Welp.

Now murdery, sex slave master, drug guy’s got people on the chopping block everywhere. One dude sees it & saves his own head for now by passing the info along. His totally not corrupt lawyer *accidentally* holds up the map of our location on Don Lemon’s show. Idk idk.

Now, we are partying in the pool of this totally realistic safe house having a blast & definitely not sloshed when “officers” snatch us up & throw us in unmarked vans. We have no idea if we are being moved to safety or have just been kidnapped by murdery guy’s criminal minions.

Then the dream just ends. With our lives in limbo. WTF IS THAT?! But hey, if I gotta get taken out, there are worse people to die drunk in bikinis with.