to put that in perspective: only 1,500 students ~total~ live in Greek housing at UW-Madison 😨😨😨😨
“‘Violation of isolation and quarantine orders may result in a court order for involuntary quarantine and/or a fine of up to $10,000 [...]. Failure to comply also will result in university sanctions against students who violate a quarantine directive,’ says the release.” 😅
I was trying to figure out “how does Madison have an outbreak the size of one of the Disaster Schools but they haven’t been in the news?”

and the answer is, b/c they aren’t up there quite yet. but it definitely looks like they’re headed in that direction.
i dunno, UW-Madison, is there a reason you were steady updating daily and then for some reason you just stopped doing that on Sept 3rd? cuz your numbers were trending in The Bad Direction at that point already...
p.s. it didn’t take UW-Madison long to get into truly dangerous territory, w/ over 100 students testing positive each day for several days now.
the chutzpah https://twitter.com/claremichaud/status/1303327012082286592
i have bad news for this guy if he’s appealing to the basic humanity of university administrators
LIKE I SAID https://twitter.com/chalipittman/status/1303854488487374853
🥴🥴🥴 https://twitter.com/PhD_femme/status/1305567048878174213
This article has one of the stupidest and evilest lies I have ever seen in any article. The university president claims that 35k students would’ve come to Madison even if the school hadn’t opened. We know this is a lie b/c students DID leave when these schools closed last spring!
“This decision has greatly impacted our community and others, and has now catapulted Wisconsin into the top three states in the nation for increases in the rate of infection," Parisi said.
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