thread of famous bald people's heads that i would slap

damon wayans: if i slapped his head we would probably laugh about it afterwards but he seems like the type of person that will always have it in the back of his mind

micheal Jordan: it would probably be the CLEANEST slap to where his neck and head meet. i guarantee this man has no hair follicles on that cranium of his.

mike tyson: id have to slap his skull then evaporate, imagine hearing "why are u thlapping my head thor" i will die on the thop in all theriousness tho he would probably chew my leg if i tried to run

mahatma Gandhi: ill slap the dog shit outta bros headtop

vin diesel: if i slapped him id have to squeeze that flabby head of his and really grip onto that dome

patrick Stewart: id back hand the shit outta my man, his reaction would be priceless

amber rose: she's a woman so id get a girl from hackney to flip flap her head just to get it over and done with

dwayne Johnson: id clap his head with both of my hands just to leave this mans ears RINGING. just to test his strength tho

dr phil: the slap id give him would be straight to his forehead and id slide my hand down and grips his cheeks and pull his nose. bro just has an annoying face

Shaquille o'neal: id have to go at this mans head at an angle so i call slap his head and feel the ripple of his neck rolls

jeff Bezos: id have to spit shine his head before i slap it after the slap i have to dig my fingers into his skull and play with it like its one voluptuous pair of cheeks

Terry crews: palm first, BEAMING this niggas head top this slap would be delicious

pitbull: i want him to sing to me whilst im preparing the slap, im putting baby oil on this cranium then massaging it into his head and slapping it from the ground up

steve harvey: id butter this mans head, want it oiled or lubricated before i two hand his dome