I offered to take Tiger (dog) to wales with me for a holiday because his dad is in hospital n things are hard for them but i didn& #39;t really expect them to say yes and now they have and i& #39;m panicking that i don& #39;t know how to look after him properly https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht"> you lot will help right?
we survived the journey and first night, altho the no dogs in the bedroom rule turned out to be a little over ambitious
a little unsettled but handling it like a champ
had a tear about the field and now finally chilling a bit
he& #39;s fine now as long he is no more than 1 inch away from me at any time. apparently when I went to the toilet he was whimpering and shivering https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
a happy scamp
how we live now
first ever trip to the seaside, aged 11 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
what does it mean if they scratch at the floor/sofa like they& #39;re trying to dig a hole? he seems to do it before sitting down but also when he pees, so i keep panicking and sending him outside but then he doesn& #39;t want to pee
feel a bit like one of those ppl who has a baby without knowing they were pregnant, like Sonia from Eastenders. have no idea what i& #39;m doing
oh god I& #39;ve broken it
how do you stop them sleeping on the bed once you& #39;ve let them sleep on the bed & #39;just this once& #39; BC they were crying?
@jakeoneuk see replies. unfortunately it is not possible to evict him. we& #39;ve made our bed and now he gets to lie in it.
the face of a VVGB who slept in his own bed ALL night https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😇" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Heiligenschein" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Heiligenschein">
the face of a person who got him to sleep in his own bed ALL night https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😇" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Heiligenschein" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Heiligenschein">
we went on a boat!
happy at the beach https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐶" title="Hundegesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Hundegesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏖️" title="Strand mit Sonnenschirm" aria-label="Emoji: Strand mit Sonnenschirm">
he lounge. also notable bc he has gone outside of his own accord and is happily sitting more than 5m away from me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">
look at this big baby
why does this look photoshopped lol
just chilling "al fresco"
in this house, every day is "leg day"
me in pets at home: why would dogs need fancy outdoorswear lol how ridiculous
5 minutes later
we lost his little coat https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Verschlafenes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verschlafenes Gesicht">
we got it back! in the meantime I had to let him wear mine in the car
also looook https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> (he was very respectful of the seals) https://twitter.com/tubbsOreally/status/1309567274295189506?s=19">https://twitter.com/tubbsOrea...
he woke me up this morning having a bad dream and doing little puppy yelps and growls in his sleep https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> (and has now been allowed on the bed as a result)
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