Saw a post about writers being good for dating and I wanted to fight.

Most writers in my experience are terrible lovers. It's a cute idea but they will largely annoy the hell out of you. Even writers won't date writers (they may sleep with them sha).

Yeah I said it, fight me😑
Sure, they will toss you a dope love note every now & then, make you laugh.

On the flipside, they're largely self-absorbed, stuck in their own heads, reclusive, will kill your social life, etc.

And lest I forget, they're con-artists.
Most writers are kind, open-minded, empathetic, etc., but it's also amazingly ironic how they can equally be assholes.

They're good listners but half the time, they're already building a story around your rants or using you for dialogue material.

3/10. Would not recommend.😑
If you see any writer in a thriving relationship, just know that he or she is being tolerated. Na manage dem dey manage am 😂

PS: Many of you will come and say, "This you?" But I won't care. I'm not the same man I was, five minutes ago.đŸ€­

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