Saw a post about writers being good for dating and I wanted to fight.

Most writers in my experience are terrible lovers. It& #39;s a cute idea but they will largely annoy the hell out of you. Even writers won& #39;t date writers (they may sleep with them sha).

Yeah I said it, fight mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Ausdrucksloses Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Ausdrucksloses Gesicht">
Sure, they will toss you a dope love note every now & then, make you laugh.

On the flipside, they& #39;re largely self-absorbed, stuck in their own heads, reclusive, will kill your social life, etc.

And lest I forget, they& #39;re con-artists.
Most writers are kind, open-minded, empathetic, etc., but it& #39;s also amazingly ironic how they can equally be assholes.

They& #39;re good listners but half the time, they& #39;re already building a story around your rants or using you for dialogue material.

3/10. Would not recommend.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Ausdrucksloses Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Ausdrucksloses Gesicht">
If you see any writer in a thriving relationship, just know that he or she is being tolerated. Na manage dem dey manage am https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">

PS: Many of you will come and say, "This you?" But I won& #39;t care. I& #39;m not the same man I was, five minutes ago.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€­" title="Gesicht mit Hand ĂŒber dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Hand ĂŒber dem Mund">

Alright now, as you were...
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