Comedy Central Nigeria

Governor took a flight from his state to Abuja with tax payers money to go and show his achievements to the president but not to the people he is governing. These things only happen in Nigeria.
They banned the importation of maize/rice and closed the land borders and the president is shocked by the hike in food prices.

Now 4 companies have been giving waivers to import the same products the govt banned. How to become a billionaire in Nigeria (lesson 101).
It's only in Nigeria where we now see career activist, civil societies no longer ready to call out the government or ask them for accountability. They want opposition parties and Nigerians to do that for them. I guess their love for Nigeria was contractual and it has expired now.
One governor is planning ICT training for yahoo boys (fraudsters), sha they tagged them repentant. These are people that are supposed to be cooling off in the prison for their crimes but this is Nigeria if we can have repentant terrorist, why can't we have repentant fraudsters?
Maybe soon, Nigeria won't be having any need for prisons, the government will save them, then pay them and they will repent. Isn't Nigeria great?

You will never get tired of this Comedy series titled "Nigeria". Good morning and have a great day.
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