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ranking nct 127 from least to most incel-ish; a well-researched and extremely relevant thread
johnny - a 'gigachad', unfairly gifted and obviously never been rejected in his life! has a personality but doesn't need one. he doesn't respect women because women don't respect themselves around him (please refer to the tl when he drops a selfie) look even normani can't resist!
taeil - forever disproving that short guys finish last, incels hate this man! he has hoes by the dozen, both domestic and international! he also works as a dating coach part-time to teach lesser men how to approach women successfully, revolutionizing the industry as we speak!
doyoung - the most insidious type of chad, aligns himself with the feminist movement to scope out vulnerable women only to then post thirst traps while their guard is down. maximizes his female audience via pop culture references and posts that emphasize his 'silly' personality
jungwoo - he knows that he is prettier than most women so he doesn't want to settle for any old becky. however, he has been rendered voluntarily celibate due to his high standards, as most women are too insecure to be the ugly one in a couple. uses kart rider as main way to cope.
taeyong - enjoys the single life and pours all his free time into his many creative endeavours. for now his friendships are sufficient for maslow's needs. has considered entering into relationships before but is patiently holding out for a woman who looks exactly like baekhyun.
haechan - his ample confidence and charming personality carry him through many social situations, however one-on-one interactions with women severely trigger his approach anxiety. signed a blood pact with mark to not start dating before him. also uses kart rider as a way to cope.
mark - peaked in high school and is now regretting not being a pimp while he had the chance. is also socially awkward in one-on-one situations. made haechan sign a blood pact and had it notarized. often seeks guidance from johnny whose advice is worthless ('just be tall hahaha')
jaehyun - an active member of the incel community, constantly peruses forums and comments on controversial topics under the handle incelsior, has the visual resources of a gigachad but chooses to stand in solidarity with his bros. getting outed as a fakecel is his greatest fear
yuta - definitely not an incel. definitely (i mean this, literally look up the definition). but like, if anyone were gonna be one? definitely not yuta. but like, in nct 127? definitely not yuta. hahahahehehehohoho
if i get suspended from twitter or are somehow on a fbi watchlist now cuz of the sites i've visited, i'm blaming yall 
maybe if nct were employed i wouldnt have to resort to weird threads like this 
taking a shower, i want this to be completely ratioed by the time im back 
omg u guys we did it 
i'd like to thank my ancestors for giving me generational trauma that helps me find the humour in anything 
i'd like to thank my ancestors for giving me generational trauma that helps me find the humour in anything
honestly this is so true, i tweet nice things everyday and no one sees it but the second im problematic yall are up in my mentions 
am i the problem or is it society
am i the problem or is it society
whoever liked this tweet can u undo it, i want the ratio to be extra skinny 
