Okay: In the SOOP Ep. 3 part 2: Slightly less sober this time

or

I Hope There Are More Cats

Namjoon need to get a boat to get his boat.

This will not end well.

Oh good. The editors have assured us he's safe.

Aaaand he's done with being an outdoor kid.

Taehyung is giving boxing advice.

I am not sure if he looks like he can actually box or if he's good at looking liking he can actually box.

I honestly wonder how many hours of footage of Jin just hanging out and quietly fishing the editors had to watch.

I'm glad that they're invested enough in Jin's fishing to give it action movie music, though.

Also, I want to jump through the screen and catch a fish for him.

"Focusing on reading without needing Jin"

OKAY WHO THOUGHT THAT NEEDED A LABEL

...Taehyung is boxing Jungkook's abs

And that really happened. It has nothing to do with me being not sober.

And now we're at Jimin improvising a ballad about Hoseok waking him up and Namjoon is throwing in background vocals.

I would literally die for both of them.

Oh god, Jin is singing about fish.

I would die for him, too.

I was going to say I'd die for all of them but then they all started intentionally singing a bad note and I'm not sure I'd die for any of them.

"They'll make different memories to those made in the sun"

WHAT

"Suga taking shelter under the tarp."

I had no idea. Truly.

...he just compared rain to ASMR.

I'll tell my children "Rain is just God doing ASMR."

They're writing the SOOP song. This is so cute it's going to kill me.

I would like to request nothing but 30 minutes of Jin painting to lull me to sleep at night.

No one is following their agenda (gasp)

Oh lord, Yoongi tooling around with recording.

This is actually just kinda neat.

No jokes.

He brought the painting fishing.

God bless.

I've decided this river is the worst.

Namjoon's face while he's trying to do the sultry deep voice is amazing and ridiculous.

Yet again, I need to stop before the end of the episode.

I feel like I'm on a cliffhanger.

Will Jin catch a fish? Will Namjoon make that face again? Will there be more cats?

THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

(night )