A thread of the biggest changes I’d make to Star Vs The Forces Of Evil if I remade it (I have hundreds of changes these are just the biggest ones) https://twitter.com/witch_lad/status/1302011257361281024
1 NO STARCO
I admit I shipped starco when the shoe first came out but yeah I hate how it went so now I’m put off from it forever - also platonic m/f friendships are underrepresented and I love them
2 STARS CRUSH
No crush on Marco, instead a crush on Jackie - and at first it might seem like it’s Marco? But actually she likes Jackie- this is better and actual gay rep and still gives Star and Marco some awkwardness to work out - also Jackie breaks up with him in the same way
This also gives the show a chance to bring Jackie back - Jackie doesn’t like Star back but she does like girls (still gets with the French girl) because she’s not just gonna like every girl and that’s important to show - Star ends up single
3 TOMCO
Yeah I’m gay and they are also gay. I would still have Tom and Star get back together to complete the “you’re in love with my s/o and you’re my best friend” cycle and for angst reasons, but I wouldn’t make it rift their friendship too much
4 THE BLOOD MOON
I’d keep it Because I think two platonic friends being forced to see eachother in a romantic light would be really interesting
5 TOFFEE
Yeah no he’s not dying that was stupid as fuck. I think him and moon had a thing and that’s part of his motivation - I’m also gonna model the reason he’s a villain a bit like Amon where he’s using a good important movement for his own goals
6 THE MONSTERS
Monsters are absolutely not a threat to humans in anyway in this version. Globgore never ate Mumans that’s a history revision and the oppression would be shown to be systemic and not purely fixable by making the monster and Muman kids friends
7 HEINOUS
I’d keep her as the season 4 villain except I’d make her be partially manipulated by Toffee and I’d make her despise monsters so she’ll freak out when she realizes she’s half monster, this will lead into flashbacks of her upraising where she was very
Repressed and told being different is bad, because of her mumane upbringing and side and toffee’s manipulation she starts attacking monsters and going for the thrown, this is shown not to be because of monster influence but because of a mumane upbringing full of prejudice
8 MAGIC
Not getting rid of magic that’s so dumb but I will combine the worlds together because in my version they were supposed to be together all along but the council maybe had split everything up to create order, Toffee uses this to his advantage, bringing everyone together
Is the ultimate solution - also mumans are not revealed to be humans that’s fuckinf stupid especially cause of Muberty (which would be switched to star hating boys and imprisoning them rather than being attracted to them cause that was creepy)
9 PLOT THREADS
I would bring back Marco’s monster arm and I’d bring up the fact that he grew up in that other world more??? (I’d make it clear that his mind has regressed back to 15 as well but he still has all the memories) also I’d explain the secret that one queen has
10 THE MOVIE
No ❤️
They wouldn’t kill Toffee Marco would portal him somewhere where they think he won’t come back (sacrificing his dragon cycle) Star wouldn’t go in him that’s dumb she’d just disappear and we start season 3 looking for her - also I’d make it so the
Reason Moons spell doesn’t work on Toffee anymore is cause his finger was in the wand, and it was in there to corrupt it and absorb its magic, so now the wand can never hurt him :)
- end of thread
You can follow @witch_lad.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: