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oh no not @ me dumping the butter into the sugar and THEN remembering that american cookie recipes are balls-out insane and i needed to literally halve the sugar amount to be able to "eat" the results
I ONLY PUT IN HALF THE FLOUR??? HOW DID I FUCK UP THIS BADLY
i don't remember being this incompetent at baking wffff
I JUST KNOCKED A FULL CUP OF FLOUR ONTO THE FLOOR I AM NEARLY 26 YEARS OLD>????? HOW CAN THIS BEING GOING THIS BADLY
my next task is "hardboil some eggs" i cannoT WAIT to see the ways in which i am probably going to fuck this up also
I JUST WANT TO ESTABLISH THAT I AM NORMALLY PRETTY GOOD AT COOKING… I FEED MYSELF AND MY FAMILY ALL THE TIME…
eggs were fine. now i have to shape the cookies. pray for me.
