Mute this thread if u don’t want to see Nonsense.

Me choosing my character class like I understand what I’m doing

I will be romance egg man first 1) so @freyasolo doesn’t spirit into my room and smother me and 2) bc I will hold him accountable for his one true crime: baldness.

Oh hell yes FEAR ME.

What is this.... world state import deal

There are few things in the world that get me more hyped than character customization.

WAIT HES HERE ALREADY

My mc looked so good on the lil customizer page but she looks like this in game

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

Cullen looks like a himbo and Josephine looks like my future wife

Me wondering where the DRAGONS in DRAGON AGE are vs the regret I feel when I find one and it mops the floor with my entire party in 30 seconds.

Let him in

THERE ARE SO MANY BIG HIMBOS.

i picked the easy setting and i'm still dying so much,,, all the time,,,

also cassandra i love u and i know ur a warrior but i'm begging u to stop yeeting yourself into peril when i have ZERO POTIONS

Icb you’re gonna introduce madam vivienne like that and then tell me I CANT marry her

ITS THE GAY MUSTACHE GUY

Idk the politics here but the magic people should def be allowed to do what they want. Fuck the French warrior monks.

“I look forward to meeting this iron bull.” BITCH SAME

Solas: disapproves
Me:

If I die one more time trying to turn this trebuchet I will let that dragon torch this town

OH MY GOD ITS BEEN TWO HOURS I JUST WANNA SEDUCE THE WAR CRIMINAL FREE ME FROM THIS HELL

Why must we always fight the dragons. why can’t we befriend them. Smooch them.