okay, hear me out. a Mr. & Mrs. Smith AU but make it Zurena. and instead of them being assassins, they’re running rival drug cartels without knowing. they have a strained marriage/close to divorce. they haven’t fucked in god knows how long. they argue passive-aggressively +

they both realize they’ve got to get rid of the competition once and for all and they enlist the help of their best friends/second in commands to find out who the boss of the other side is. each receive an envelope with a photo of the other in it and BAM, confrontation ensues

a gun fight. Maca escapes to their property/home in the desert to lay low and regroup. Zule finds her. more guns a-blazing, but when it comes down to it, zule can’t pull the trigger because she loves this fucking blonde woman. so she drops to her knees. lowers her guns. +

Maca does the same. they fuck (because duh... have you met me?). and they remember why they fell in love in the first place. but OH NO, their henchmen think this makes them weak and that both Maca and Zule should be killed. +

so with the help of Saray and Rizos, they help get rid of everyone who wants them dead. and they all live happily ever after...

...until the sequel. because duh, there’s always a sequel.