Did i tell you guys that my neighbor called Yemisi to ask at 6:30am "is your husband awake?" and she said "yes".

That's how I went to kill snake in another woman's house o.

Omo, I took my patriarchal cape there and killed it, while screaming "blood of Jesus" in my mind.

all the while in my heart I was like "why didn't they negotiate with themselves who could kill it?" why me? why me????

But God no go shame us, and the patriarchy won today abeg.

Omo, I strong chest enter o, took out the bed, cornered the snake and killed it.

I need therapy.

the husband of the lady now called later because he wasn't home and said "thank you so much".

Me i just strategically said "You'd do the same for my wife too" because omo, even spider dey make this one climb table... sooooo, strategic positioning.

But I cant help but feel used