Read on Twitter
THREAD
The Apprentice was a game show.
Trump was its host.
You elected a game show host.
Here are some other current and former game show hosts to consider for next time.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⬇️" title="Pfeil nach unten" aria-label="Emoji: Pfeil nach unten">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⬇️" title="Pfeil nach unten" aria-label="Emoji: Pfeil nach unten">
The Apprentice was a game show.
Trump was its host.
You elected a game show host.
Here are some other current and former game show hosts to consider for next time.
Howie Mandel
What you& #39;ll get:
- "Bobby" voice during press conferences
- Already skilled in dealing with shadowy Illuminati bankers
- His germaphobia = No future pandemics
What you& #39;ll get:
- "Bobby" voice during press conferences
- Already skilled in dealing with shadowy Illuminati bankers
- His germaphobia = No future pandemics
Alex Trebek
What you& #39;ll get:
- Press conferences where he gives the answer first then the reporter asks the question
- 36 years in the public eye and his most controversial moment was shaving off his moustache in 2001
- Jeopardy music to be adopted as new national anthem
What you& #39;ll get:
- Press conferences where he gives the answer first then the reporter asks the question
- 36 years in the public eye and his most controversial moment was shaving off his moustache in 2001
- Jeopardy music to be adopted as new national anthem
Bob Barker
What you& #39;ll get:
- All decisions to be made using Plinko
- Quickly passes the Get Your Pets Spayed or Neutered Universal Health Care bill
- Another unqualified old white guy
- Price is wrong, bitch
What you& #39;ll get:
- All decisions to be made using Plinko
- Quickly passes the Get Your Pets Spayed or Neutered Universal Health Care bill
- Another unqualified old white guy
- Price is wrong, bitch
Pat Sajak
No
No
Wayne Brady
What you& #39;ll get:
- Great improv
- Standing up to corruption like "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch"
What you& #39;ll get:
- Great improv
- Standing up to corruption like "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch"
Drew Carey
What you& #39;ll get:
- Yodeller as running mate
- Inauguration will start with, "Drew Carey, come on down, you& #39;re the next president of the United States"
- Colin Mochrie to be finally be given his own show
What you& #39;ll get:
- Yodeller as running mate
- Inauguration will start with, "Drew Carey, come on down, you& #39;re the next president of the United States"
- Colin Mochrie to be finally be given his own show
Ellen DeGeneres
What you& #39;ll get:
- Sweet inauguration dance party
- Wonderful public image while treating people like shit behind the scenes
- 12 Days of Giveaways except it& #39;s your student debt being erased
What you& #39;ll get:
- Sweet inauguration dance party
- Wonderful public image while treating people like shit behind the scenes
- 12 Days of Giveaways except it& #39;s your student debt being erased
Betty White
What you& #39;ll get:
- Will stay on as Mayor of Cleveland
- White House to now be called Betty White House
- Nation& #39;s capital to be moved to St. Olafs
What you& #39;ll get:
- Will stay on as Mayor of Cleveland
- White House to now be called Betty White House
- Nation& #39;s capital to be moved to St. Olafs
Steve Harvey
What you& #39;ll get:
- Starts all speeches with,"Survey said..."
- Will pick his cabinet using a Fast Money style interview process
- Watch as he declares war on Colombia only to realize he meant The Philippines.
What you& #39;ll get:
- Starts all speeches with,"Survey said..."
- Will pick his cabinet using a Fast Money style interview process
- Watch as he declares war on Colombia only to realize he meant The Philippines.
