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The Apprentice was a game show.

Trump was its host.

You elected a game show host.

Here are some other current and former game show hosts to consider for next time.

Howie Mandel

What you'll get:
- "Bobby" voice during press conferences
- Already skilled in dealing with shadowy Illuminati bankers
- His germaphobia = No future pandemics

Alex Trebek

What you'll get:
- Press conferences where he gives the answer first then the reporter asks the question
- 36 years in the public eye and his most controversial moment was shaving off his moustache in 2001
- Jeopardy music to be adopted as new national anthem

Bob Barker

What you'll get:
- All decisions to be made using Plinko
- Quickly passes the Get Your Pets Spayed or Neutered Universal Health Care bill
- Another unqualified old white guy
- Price is wrong, bitch

Pat Sajak

No

Wayne Brady

What you'll get:
- Great improv
- Standing up to corruption like "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch"

Drew Carey

What you'll get:
- Yodeller as running mate
- Inauguration will start with, "Drew Carey, come on down, you're the next president of the United States"
- Colin Mochrie to be finally be given his own show

Ellen DeGeneres

What you'll get:
- Sweet inauguration dance party
- Wonderful public image while treating people like shit behind the scenes
- 12 Days of Giveaways except it's your student debt being erased

Betty White

What you'll get:
- Will stay on as Mayor of Cleveland
- White House to now be called Betty White House
- Nation's capital to be moved to St. Olafs

Steve Harvey

What you'll get:
- Starts all speeches with,"Survey said..."
- Will pick his cabinet using a Fast Money style interview process
- Watch as he declares war on Colombia only to realize he meant The Philippines.