bojack horseman season 2 thread let's go. gonna eat a calzone and watch an episode before trying to get some work done. season 1 thread: https://twitter.com/hmsnofun/status/1301378398527258624?s=20

interesting choice for the subtitles to only say "that's a salad plate" and not "that's a salad plate, you peasant." not saying i'm about this but

"don't sit so close to the tv, it'll make you cruel" woof

i remember the season 2 finale made me cry so i'm looking forward to that

lol

assistants are like belushi brothers

hahaha this is a funny bi-

punished peanutbutter

this is a lot to process

i hate bojack horsemsan

i want this fucking shirt

he does have a cute funny face

hm.

this is how i'm trying to live my life

my favorite magazine

they need to put this poster up at the gender clinic

[volunteers]

bojack having an existential crisis about wanting a normal relationship with someone is not relatable at all

you see the joke of that last tweet was that i was lying

i'm not even gonna pretend i wouldn't be all over this

look i know todd comes out as asexual later in this series but the gay subtext in this relationship is KILLING ME

bet you thought i was gonna make a thirst tweet about "something something he should mark his territory" well guess what you fucking perverts

love that thirty year cycle

sorry about that needle skip, folks

this is what precipitated me blocking my transphobic libertarian friend

oh my god

there's only room in disneyland for one goofy dog

unironically me

oh believe me, i get it

god i fucking wish

stop thinking about it, sarah

himbo dog mouth wash

i am not attracted to him okay it's just a bit ok it's just a bit i'm not actually attaracted to the dog man alright so just sop top stop with the jokes 'm not I"M NOT

he lift

oh good

oh good

fuck off

jake and maggot gyllenhal

i don't want this shirt

i don't have anything to say about this. henry winkler

fucking racist

if i had prehensile ears they would have perked up at this, but hopefully that won't be a problem for much longer

toad chavey is my idol

this is how i write

stanley tucci was in that episode what the fuck

this is a crime against me specifically

oh my god

right there with you todd

todd's phone is a lesbian

"i'm not a cowboy, i'm a cowman"