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bojack horseman season 2 thread let's go. gonna eat a calzone and watch an episode before trying to get some work done. season 1 thread: https://twitter.com/hmsnofun/status/1301378398527258624?s=20
interesting choice for the subtitles to only say "that's a salad plate" and not "that's a salad plate, you peasant." not saying i'm 
about this but
about this but
"don't sit so close to the tv, it'll make you cruel" woof
i remember the season 2 finale made me cry so i'm looking forward to that
lol
assistants are like belushi brothers
hahaha this is a funny bi-
punished peanutbutter
this is a lot to process
i hate bojack horsemsan
i want this fucking shirt
he does have a cute funny face
hm.
this is how i'm trying to live my life
my favorite magazine
they need to put this poster up at the gender clinic
[volunteers]
![[volunteers]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhHcvCUUYAIar0g.jpg "[volunteers]")
bojack having an existential crisis about wanting a normal relationship with someone is not relatable at all
you see the joke of that last tweet was that i was lying
i'm not even gonna pretend i wouldn't be all over this
look i know todd comes out as asexual later in this series but the gay subtext in this relationship is KILLING ME
bet you thought i was gonna make a thirst tweet about "something something he should mark his territory" well guess what you fucking perverts
love that thirty year cycle
sorry about that needle skip, folks
this is what precipitated me blocking my transphobic libertarian friend
oh my god
there's only room in disneyland for one goofy dog
unironically me
oh believe me, i get it
god i fucking wish
stop thinking about it, sarah
himbo dog mouth wash
i am not attracted to him okay it's just a bit ok it's just a bit i'm not actually attaracted to the dog man alright so just sop top stop with the jokes 'm not I"M NOT
he lift
oh good
oh good
fuck off
jake and maggot gyllenhal
i don't want this shirt
i don't have anything to say about this. henry winkler
fucking racist
if i had prehensile ears they would have perked up at this, but hopefully that won't be a problem for much longer
toad chavey is my idol
this is how i write
stanley tucci was in that episode what the fuck
this is a crime against me specifically
oh my god
right there with you todd
todd's phone is a lesbian
"i'm not a cowboy, i'm a cowman"
