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@StanPic25845029 Dear Stan, I am writing this to you as I believe you, having had personal experience yourself in this particular field, and indeed having an expert on the subject in your family with your artistic hoobro, you are the most pertinent source of help in my dilemma.
Today I discovered a very embarrassing side effect of Covid related precautions. It's bad enough that we are all trying to dodge the 'Rona and the stress of pandemic procedures is something we are all going through. I'm sure you've noticed it with your hoopeeps. Life has changed
You will no doubt have seen your hoopeeps wearing elasticy muzzles and an increase in rubbing their paws together..and hoomum giving everything a rub and lick with disinfectanty smellin potions. It's now mandatory (think dogma) to wear the muzzles in shops and stuff.
Being a gorgeous schnauzer, you will no doubt appreciate having an ample nose for maximum schniffs. I myself have quite the schnozz. It's unfortunate but I'm stuck with it. Fleshy and bulbous best describes it, if you bit it you would expect it to squeaky deaky..
I wore my elasticky muzzle on the way home from your Great Auntie Margo's. It was raining, and my specs were schteamin' up despite all my best efforts. I got home. Soaked. Like out of the B-A-T-H soaked. Took off my muzzle and caught sight of something shocking in the hall mirror
Oh Stan, my elasticky muzzle has done something norty to my nose..you know the type of graffiti your hoobro Tom is legend for??? Well my PPE has left me hooter with Penis Printed Embarrassment..me muzzle is giving me knob nose..have you any advice? Please help.
Yours sincerely,
Yours sincerely,
Here be me with me muzzle
