All the comedians on Mock The Week and the jokes they would tell about the Coronavirus - THREAD:

Keeping 2 metres apart in this coronavirus thing has definitely effected the way us brits are queuing, and also the way we like to have a bloody good moan about it.

If you actually lift up the mask I’m wearing you’ll actually find that underneath I’m wearing yet another mask.

I’m a bit of a trend setter what can I say?

I was wearing masks before this pandemic and I’m not giving up my style now god dammit.

Then again I am a bit weird.

The sooner the kids go back to school the better really, it’s good for their academic progress and also for their mental health.

but most of all the it finally gets the annoying little shits out my house.

Hand sanitiser maker “Dettol” are looking at their successful profits taking off this year, they’re definitely rubbing their hands together

I wonder if coronavirus likes to enjoy the music of

s h o w a d d y w a d d y

In most Covid tests they shove something up your nose.

That’s why Kerry Katona has had more tests than anybody.

I’m finding hard to social distance at the moment, mainly because Dara’s massive head keeps getting in the way

Getting the covid-19 test was actually pretty simple I’m not sure what the fuss was all about?

I’ve having things deep down my throat for a long time I can assure you.

(Insert joke here said in a thick Bristolian Accent pretending to be his mum)

What is Coronavirus? Is it:

A. Memory Loss
A. Memory Loss
4. The battle of Hastings

How am I supposed to social distance in

p r ê t à m a n g e r ?

Thank god for facemasks, finally my nightmare of being recognised as Curtis from Love Island is over.

Corona, not the beer, well, sort of, I guess not, maybe it’ll still make you feel as shit in the morning though.

(something about nando’s)