Okay, you asked for it.

I am about to tell you my theory, which is so controversial and yet so obviously based in fact, that it's validity cannot easily be disputed.

And yet, because it is about a beloved subject, it will anger many. I suggest everyone mute me, really.

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Last chance.

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Okay, here it goes.

It's about Ariel and Prince Eric.

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The song, "Under The Sea" was not originally written to be sung by Sebastian.

It was written for the sequel, after the couple are married, to be sung by Ariel.

For a specific reason.

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The song "Under The Sea" is actually meant to be sung by Ariel to Prince Eric. Their marriage is in trouble.

Because he won't do oral.

So in a tearful confession, she admits she's been getting it all around the palace aquarium.

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"But Gail, that's weird," you say.

"Where's your evidence," you say.

"What the hell is WRONG with you," you say.

Well listen up, Scuttle. It's all in the lyrics.

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"The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?"

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