Silent Hill: first watch

This is very questionable parenting decisions at best...

Should I take my daughter to the center of her phobias and recurring night terrors....

....YEAH OF COURSE

Do motorcycle cops really go around in slim cut all leather wear?

Okay Mom is uh...MAKING SOME CHOICES

I can already tell I’ll need to read a wiki about this film won’t I?

ps. I’ve never played a SH game

This town is...pretty dope actually...like a great setting for a post rock music video...

I mean people always disparage this film but these shot are rather pretty?

If nothing else this has style

Oh no oh no oh no I LOVE THIS

Is this like secretly (not secretly) just a horror art film? IM HERE FOR IT IF SO

I have questions about this towns municipal planning...

Did she just meet a Gelfin??

“Officer to BASE” now that’s some dialogue

ten bucks Sean bean sacrifices himself at some point...LIKE HE DOES

YEAH I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO FAR (31:13)

OH NO COP IS GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT LIKE COP ACAB

OCCULT STAINED GLASS...check

Are there....are there silent hill novels?

Knowing that this comes from a video game makes her outfit choice very iconic

So uh are we assuming she is psychically seeing these old time video grained flashbacks?

Oh yeah logically totally approach the barbed wire corpse of course

So the siren is like a reality switch?

like this story...is non existent BUT I DONT CARE everything looks so cool

I know I should but I don’t the vibe of this is so my jam

Oh cool a hell pit you should totally go down there

So they’re obviously doing a sort of layered realities thing but will Sean Bean ever figure

Ooh this pyramid boi is bugge thicc

Oh second playable character has rejoined the party

Fuck a Buster is this a FF tie in?

Lieutenant Stronk Girlfriends very bad no good totally horrible day

No one can help you Sean Bean...ever...in any media...

Oh we’ve gotten to the vague random story elements breadcrumb part of the movie

I wonder if the secret plot of this film is officer Cybill getting up the nerve to ask Rose on a date...

Is no one going to mention the obvious occult symbol torture rack hanging in the room?

Thaz a lorge church

Well that was gratuitous

Oh yeah this Catherine Hepburn wannabe is bad news

Give the DP on this some kind of award plz

So whyyyyyy did Cybill need to die there? That was dumb

This is some sowing the field with dragons teeth shit right here

Well this is a disappointing tired assault trope to fall back onto

INFO DUMP TIME

Demon child is now my head canon hero of this film

Ah so her hate summoned a demon and split her physically into two so she could become an engine of pure psychic hate....I think...

Still mad about Cybill no way she would go down like that