A sensitive issue but feel free to discuss. Be nice, though. Don't insult each other. https://twitter.com/footballmood/status/1301865996504965121
Don't we consider both as dessert? There should be some legal ramifications for using them on Pizza, tbh. Consider that in your voting decision. Which one deserves harsher legal consequences?
But this issue will lead us to courts, I might be willing to eat any of the two. I like Pizza enough to avoid getting into a legal dispute with it, tbh...
I think if you have to put Pineapple or Banana on Pizza, you should choose unripe ones. Because it will taste like vegetables that way.
Maybe that's a good compromise between the ones for and ones against.
Even though I was the one initiating this controversial thread, but honestly I can only tap myself on the back for being the one resolving it before it goes out of hand. I know you all appreciate this.
There is an old wise saying that goes like this:
"If you don't drink cabbage juice, you should not ruin your Pizza by adding fruits"
I believe the whole fruits on Pizza debate started from the different interpretations of the term "etc"
The definition above clearly states that pineapple belongs to Pizza. Does that give pineapple a stronger legal position than Banana? If we consider having both "Pineapple" and "etc" there as proof that all fruits are equal? Or is there another document with no pineapple in it?
Will you eat a Pizza with banana or Pineapple on it if that means you avoid having Banana in a Fallafel sandwich? I would, tbh...
Wow! We just got another document that defies the document we posted earlier. This one clearly shows that fruits have no business being on Pizza. And there is no "etc" in this document. Thanks to our sources at the Cambridge dictionary!
We just received a Burofax from the legal company representing fruits...
No more updates on the case for today as we will have some internal meetings to try to resolve this issue.

Till later...
And we finally reach closure for this thread.
The Pizza guy delivered the verdict.

"Order whatever Pizza you like, and let everyone else do the same."
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