Release 8 million goats into the house and then I’d be interested. https://twitter.com/panoparker/status/1301795881688207360
I wonder how many goats you could fit into a house? Good idea for a YouTube video that.
This Man Bought A Four Bedroom Semi-detached And Filled It With Goats And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next
If two goats need 6.5 square metres and say an average 4 bed house is 150 square metres ish - you’re looking at around 46 goats.
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You’d need 26,000,000 square metres to house 8,000,000 goats which is 173,333 four bedroom houses.
This thread’s like one of those “things Jeff Bezos could do with his money” ones.
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