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@VanGeissler
Well, except for the final two seconds of his life.
Those two seconds were absolute perfection.
Well, except for the final two seconds of his life.
Those two seconds were absolute perfection.
@arunindy
George Lucas edited in Mike firing first.
The fans aren't buying it.
THE ANTIFA FRANCHISE IS RUINED.
Got too woke.
George Lucas edited in Mike firing first.
The fans aren't buying it.
THE ANTIFA FRANCHISE IS RUINED.
Got too woke.
@Stake18
Look, the arrest--like Portland--was 99 percent peaceful.
Only 1 percent of it became raucous.
The cops were simply expropriating and sharing in an unequal society. Michael Forest Reinoehl had white privilege, so he had to be guided by Oprah, who was deputized.
Look, the arrest--like Portland--was 99 percent peaceful.
Only 1 percent of it became raucous.
The cops were simply expropriating and sharing in an unequal society. Michael Forest Reinoehl had white privilege, so he had to be guided by Oprah, who was deputized.
@fassbinder91
Agreed.
They refused to even TRY chest compressions with a pile driver! Why didn't they go that extra mile for Mike, I ask you?!
Heck, a steamroller HAD to have been available. But they just didn't care enough to look.
Bastards.
Agreed.
They refused to even TRY chest compressions with a pile driver! Why didn't they go that extra mile for Mike, I ask you?!
Heck, a steamroller HAD to have been available. But they just didn't care enough to look.
Bastards.
@OldSaukRiver
Mike--like you--didn't know that the feds would deputize LOCAL COPS who'd immediately identified the area. That's why one was a PRISON BUREAU officer.
Cops can't get body cameras when cops have been DEFUNDED.
Try and count the ways in which this is Darwinism.
Mike--like you--didn't know that the feds would deputize LOCAL COPS who'd immediately identified the area. That's why one was a PRISON BUREAU officer.
Cops can't get body cameras when cops have been DEFUNDED.
Try and count the ways in which this is Darwinism.
@GoatOfTruth1
Mike misinterpreted the Second Amendment. He thought he was allowed to defend imaginary people of color by murdering real non-racist white people.
Luckily the cops cured Mike of his hallucinations.
It's a cop crash course of therapy that always works.
Mike misinterpreted the Second Amendment. He thought he was allowed to defend imaginary people of color by murdering real non-racist white people.
Luckily the cops cured Mike of his hallucinations.
It's a cop crash course of therapy that always works.
@ZodMagus
The Portland police body cams can film events in LACEY, WASHINGTON?!
That's 119 miles!
Where can I get one?
Black's Beach is only 104 miles from here.
The Portland police body cams can film events in LACEY, WASHINGTON?!
That's 119 miles!
Where can I get one?
Black's Beach is only 104 miles from here.
@TomGordonMartin
Well, if we have one, it's going to be shorter than Anglo-Zanzibar War.
As far as I know, Antifa has no strategic bombers, jet fighters, main battle tanks, or Tier One special operators.
I think it would be a CIVIL civil war. Besides the cruel laughter.
Well, if we have one, it's going to be shorter than Anglo-Zanzibar War.
As far as I know, Antifa has no strategic bombers, jet fighters, main battle tanks, or Tier One special operators.
I think it would be a CIVIL civil war. Besides the cruel laughter.
@unarmedblackcom
"I read this article that said Mike was shot and killed, and I thought, 'Damn! It kinda looks to me like 'Mike' was shot and killed! If that doesn't look like a Klan hanging, I don't know what does!' And then I made a ham sandwich and stuffed it up my nose!"
"I read this article that said Mike was shot and killed, and I thought, 'Damn! It kinda looks to me like 'Mike' was shot and killed! If that doesn't look like a Klan hanging, I don't know what does!' And then I made a ham sandwich and stuffed it up my nose!"
@arunindy
Mike murders random stranger to prevent imaginary future crimes.
Arun Gupta: "Which idiot told you that I'm sane?"
Federally deputized Washington police transform Mike into a peaceful colander.
Arun Gupta: "You can't erase my cherished memories of his halitosis."
Mike murders random stranger to prevent imaginary future crimes.
Arun Gupta: "Which idiot told you that I'm sane?"
Federally deputized Washington police transform Mike into a peaceful colander.
Arun Gupta: "You can't erase my cherished memories of his halitosis."
@ResisterForever
I demand to see the video of Mike's arrest with Flatt and Scruggs's Foggy Mountain Breakdown added as the soundtrack.
You already know that it would be PERFECT, right?
Right.
I demand to see the video of Mike's arrest with Flatt and Scruggs's Foggy Mountain Breakdown added as the soundtrack.
You already know that it would be PERFECT, right?
Right.
@AfaVigilant
He's going to need a week at a spa before he can rest. Ever see Sonny Corleone's exit? Witnesses say they heard at least 50 rounds fired.
Looks like he didn't have time to do anything except produce a rifle in his car, get out, run, and invent a new yoga asana.
He's going to need a week at a spa before he can rest. Ever see Sonny Corleone's exit? Witnesses say they heard at least 50 rounds fired.
Looks like he didn't have time to do anything except produce a rifle in his car, get out, run, and invent a new yoga asana.
@ChaseMadar
Well, if all you ever think about is cheesecake, then of course EVERYTHING brings cheesecake to mind.
You go looking for how cheesecake is involved in every single scene or event or piece of news presented to you.
Cheesecake becomes your world.
Well, if all you ever think about is cheesecake, then of course EVERYTHING brings cheesecake to mind.
You go looking for how cheesecake is involved in every single scene or event or piece of news presented to you.
Cheesecake becomes your world.
@batko_anarkhiya
Vice asked him questions. He answered.
He said this is war, right? He wanted to fight. Well, he was up against professional gunslingers instead of unarmed civilians.
His war lasted four seconds. Functional brains are important. The US has A LOT of asphalt.
Vice asked him questions. He answered.
He said this is war, right? He wanted to fight. Well, he was up against professional gunslingers instead of unarmed civilians.
His war lasted four seconds. Functional brains are important. The US has A LOT of asphalt.
@hidefmessage
Less than half of all cops in the US have body cams because of...lack of funding.
These were LOCAL cops deputized by the US Marshals Service.
They used what they had.
Too bad there's no way to fix this problem, huh?
Less than half of all cops in the US have body cams because of...lack of funding.
These were LOCAL cops deputized by the US Marshals Service.
They used what they had.
Too bad there's no way to fix this problem, huh?
