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AND NOW, THE STARFLEET CAPTAINS AND THEIR FFXIV MAINS
KIRK (TOS): XAELA GUNBREAKER. VERY SKILLED TANK, BUT PLAYSTYLE IS UNCONVENTIONAL, AND OCCASIONALLY CONTROVERSIAL. ERP ON MAIN BUT GENERALLY POLITE ABOUT IT.
KIRK (TOS): XAELA GUNBREAKER. VERY SKILLED TANK, BUT PLAYSTYLE IS UNCONVENTIONAL, AND OCCASIONALLY CONTROVERSIAL. ERP ON MAIN BUT GENERALLY POLITE ABOUT IT.
PICARD (TNG): MIDLANDER PALADIN. EXTREMELY STRAIGHT-LACED, BY-THE-BOOK RAIDER. THE KIND OF STATIC LEADER WHO TAKES IT UPON HIMSELF TO DO CALLOUTS. DECISIVE, BUT NOT STUBBORN; HE MAKES A POINT TO ENSURE ALL MEMBERS OF THE STATIC FEEL VALUED AND HEARD. DOES NOT PLAY SOCIALLY.
SISKO (DS9): LALAFELL ASTROLOGIAN. PREFERS TO SUPPORT THE PARTY IN A MAINTENANCE CAPACITY. VERY CONCERNED WITH OPTIMIZING PARTY RESOURCES. PARSES EVERY FIGHT, STUDIES LOGS FOR AREAS WHERE EFFICIENCY COULD BE IMPROVED. VERY RESPECTFUL OF EVERYONE'S TIME.
JANEWAY (VOYAGER): ELEZEN RED MAGE. ENJOYS THE BALANCE BETWEEN SUPPORT AND DPS THAT RDM OFFERS. NOT CONCERNED WITH RDM'S LOWER OVERALL DPS; THEIR UTILITY MAKES UP FOR IT. DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OVERALL PARTY EFFICIENCY OR SPEED, AS LONG AS THE PARTY CLEARS BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
ARCHER (ENTERPRISE): ARCHER PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT
BONUS:
QUARK (DS9): YOU KNOW THAT ONE OMNICRAFTER WHO IS ALWAYS UNDERCUTTING YOU? THE ONE WHO SEEMS WILLING TO CRASH A MARKET JUST TO CORNER IT FOR HIMSELF? IT'S QUARK. NO ONE'S SURE WHETHER HE ACTUALLY DOES ANY CONTENT OTHER THAN MANIPULATING THE IN-GAME ECONOMY. OWNS 7 HOUSES.
QUARK (DS9): YOU KNOW THAT ONE OMNICRAFTER WHO IS ALWAYS UNDERCUTTING YOU? THE ONE WHO SEEMS WILLING TO CRASH A MARKET JUST TO CORNER IT FOR HIMSELF? IT'S QUARK. NO ONE'S SURE WHETHER HE ACTUALLY DOES ANY CONTENT OTHER THAN MANIPULATING THE IN-GAME ECONOMY. OWNS 7 HOUSES.
DATA (TNG): AFTER LEVELING ALL CLASSES TO MAX AND CLEARING ALL AVAILABLE COMBAT CONTENT DID NOT YIELD THE "FUN" HE'S HEARD ABOUT, HE IS NOW EXPERIMENTING WITH RP. HE PLAYS A CATGIRL SKY PIRATE CAPTAIN WITH A VERY IN-DEPTH BACKSTORY, AND HE IS SURPRISINGLY DEVOTED TO STAYING IC
RIKER (TNG): THIS DUDE HAS A PERMANENT SPOT ON THE LIMSA ERP BENCH, WHEN HE ISN'T DOING /LEAN AT THE QUICKSAND. HE SHIPS HIS OC WITH EVERYONE, AND HE IS IN YOUR DMs RIGHT NOW ASKING IF YOUR CHARACTER HAS EVER SEEN THE GLITTERING WATERFALLS OF FUCKTOMITRIS IV
