STORY TIME 😂

EXPLICIT ASF‌ so boom..
Soo me and my ex shorty we getting lit... I ain’t never really been “ LIT” before but I was like ...
Trynna act all experienced like I can handle my Shìt right?!😂 ( FYI this night was kinda first to a lot of things ) So we get to a hotel , baby tell me to stay in the car while she “ sets up” im in the car like ...
I’m hella nervous, even though I just showered... I’m like I wonder if she gonna let me shower and fresh up again or is she expecting me to just jump in... idk.. idk.. I’m freaking out.. like how do I be confident and sexy... I’m making faces in the car mirror
Y’all... I ain’t got no damn sex appeal.😂 anyways I’m trying to act like I did this shit before... she come get me right? Walk in... She hurry up pour me a glass of wine ... ( I’m already lit and I never been wine drunk) I start drinking she like relax... I’m like
Whatever you feel me... we drinking, I’m getting comfortable... she wanna rub me down in some oil.. asked me to get her words exactly “ BOOTY BUTT NAKED” .. of course I’m giggling .. room spinning but I’m feeling bold
I’m feeling myself she rubbing me down real good... I mean real real good.. head to toesđŸ„ŽđŸ„Ž every single inch of my body!!! Of course she start focusing on my ass .. I’m Lowkey getting wet as a mf .. Nawh it wasn’t Lowkey she knew ... I ain’t know what to do bout it though.
She start rubbing oils and massaging .. well you know on my pussy lipsđŸ„ŽđŸ„Ž at this point I’m damn near about to but it feels so good😛😛 so she Start eating my pussy.. room still spinning... I ain’t even know what to do but to lay there honestly đŸ„Ž
So she got me going like ... I’m moaning loud asf ... y’all she was doing the umm... you know finger and the head in one motion on a inexperienced ass mf đŸ„Ž dead ass got scared cause I squirted and thought I pissed the bed😅 this was my face ...
Damn y’all I skipped a lot .. we was eating strawberries and some mo shit putting chocolate on my back licking it off ... allat and yeah we not gonna talk about all that next !!!!
So she get up after we fuckin for a minute... she grabs the ( well now as I know it a dick bag but at that time I ain’t know ) bag that’s on the floor and goes to the bathroom... I’m like .. half sleep and all.. ain’t know if we was done or what...
So she come out... y’all know how studs be coming out with the strap on and be acting like daddy and Shìt ? 😂😂 but goofy with it ? Idk I was laughing .. trying not too but I couldn’t .. I never see a gurl with a strap on before 😂
So she like you wanna you know... I’m like hell yeah.. come on... NOW idk if she had a condom on... put lube on but it was kinda slippery đŸ„Ž it took a minute to get it in.. shit hurt like a BITCH ... I was like Shut up tazi take that shit but my face was like
Anyways we FUCKING fucking !!! We at it once you know she parked that Big Mac truck right in this little garage đŸ„Ž
So we fuckin.. that shit start hurting hurting... like burning... like a fire is being mad in my vagina.... I touch my vagina MY SHIT SWOLLEN... so I’m like I’m done I’m done
Y’all I’m thinking next morning the swollen would go down NOPE!!!! I couldn’t walk y’all.. imagine ( coochie already kinda fat) yo vagina so swollen you walking with yo legs spreed open ... LIKE LEGS parallel WITH SHOULDERS!!!!
Soo... a couple days go by.. I’m literally icing my vagina y’all.... I’m worried at this point like “ BITCH THATS WHAT YO HOE ASS GET ALWAYS TRYNNA ACT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING”
Well... the problem came when I put my pussy I front of a mirror and my pussy was swollen... but it was purple and blue... I start crying .. “ THIS BITCH DONE GAVE ME AN STD”
Idk what type of STD but I was determined she gave me one 😂😂 it’s been about 4-6 days since we fucked... so I pull up on her like we gotta talk babe... I’m crying she like wtf is wrong.. why you crying so hard
I’m like.. you know how my Coochie was swollen and stuff after we fucked.. she like yeah? I’m like it’s turning purple and blue..... she like .... uhh... okay... are you okay? Do you need to go to the doctor babe?
I get mad... like BITCH YOU GAVE ME AN STD... WHO YOU BEEN FUCKIN WITH. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME... MY FIRST TIME TAKING STRAP AND YOU GONNA GIVE ME AN STD ( don’t mind me I’m slow ) 😂
She start calling me bitches and hoes saying “ of course you gonna blame it on me because you been out here being a hoe”..... this bitch REALLY HAD THE AUDACITY ... I kicked her out my car drove home balling my eyes out “ my life is over mane”
My pussy all types of fucked up, my gf done broke up with me AND GAVE ME AN STD... manneee I was about to call the quitts
Anyways I start doing my research.. everything saying “ STD” so I type in “ I had sex with a strap the first time “ hella articles started pulling up.... MFS talking about they first time they had “ allegorical reaction to straps, condoms and lube and etc”
So I’m like... ima give this a try before I go to the hospital.... so I’m like if it’s a allergic reaction.... all I gotta do I pop some Benadryl ... BET.. ( I prolly took more then I was suppose too hoping it was an allergic reaction and not a std)
Y’all... I woke up... my pussy was back pink 😭😭😭 I started crying I was so mf happy y’all... I called my shorty back and told her and she still ain’t fuck with me but 😂 idc idc , I was gonna beat her ass OMM!!
Got check by my OBGYN .. she said I was good to go... but y’all I ain’t fucked after that for a while... and Im still kinda weird on the fence about taking strap 😂😅 not really good experiences as you can see .😂😂
Anyways but yesss... it was all bad y’all..😂 I’m glad it was an allergic reaction. My pussy is okay I’m glad she is okay😂
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