Oh, Buddha, this is a delusional psychotic fugue, a rambling waffling barrel of fatuous gibberish... Stop him someone, please... This sounds like a sermon by a slightly drunk high school teacher who has just been made redundant...

Oh no, now he's talking about the bus leaving the station, and forcing people to get on the bus, whether they want to or not ...which sounds like national cabinet is planning a series of kidnappings...

What...? Sorry... I dropped off there, his voice is such a dreary monotone... #DroneMo Now he's threatening that "we may have to live with this for years!" Does he mean this press conference? It already feels like months and it's only been minutes...

"No Covid In Christchurch." Now there's the title for a warm and fuzzy family drama the ABC might like to develop. I'm seeing Rebecca Gibney and Sam Neil... It writes itself... "We found our way through..." is the tag line... Oh, good, he's stopped talking... #mettacast

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