Hey, just real quick: if you saw this at someone& #39;s house, how quickly would you run away?
This is my own fault for looking at doormats on Etsy, but.
Oh god.
The person who owns this ENTHUSIASTICALLY identifies as a Murderino.
Oh no, things have gotten darker at The Eventual Millers& #39; house.
OH NO.
This one is the most depressing, I think.
It is the year 2020.
Presented without comment.
I PROMISE you, the person who lives here SCREAMS at service industry folks.
YIKES.
Snoop should sue, part one.
Snoop should sue, part two.
And finally...
I& #39;m going to bed now, but in a spirit of fairness, feel like I should tell you I legit love this.
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