Okay. So white #nuzlocke was a total failure. Let’s try again with Pokémon X— a game I know minimally more about.

Help me pick a starter?

Mayyyybe if I get enough responses I’ll have a little fun on the side while I play.

Started off with a Froakie named WaterSport. On to Route 1!

Made it through the Santalune Forest. Team is now WaterSport, Hankie the Scatterbug and Driller the Weedle. Apparently I’m building a bug team? Whoops. Also, thong.

God your posse is so annoying in this game. Just hush

Okay so I caught a Bunnelby on Route 3 and named him Mr.Fister so now we are up to four. Some guy in the town wants to trade for a Farfetch’d. And idk if that’s a good option?

Awh. Hankie evolves into a Spewpa. Who I am dubbing “the uncut Pokémon”.

Okay. So my first encounter on Route 22 was a Bunnelby so I caught it an brought it to the Farfetch’d guy cuz hot damn I need a new type to take on gym 1 bugs + any water types.

Idk if that’s “allowed” but it’s my game so I’m rolling with it.

I’m also living for my pale booty in this thong. So w/e.

Just took on and beat Viola. Team comp:
Driller - Weedle
Mr.Fister - Bunnelby
WaterSport - Froakie
Hankie - Spewpa
And team ace: Quacklin’ - Farfetch’d

Got to Prof Sycamore’s lab. He’s a DILF, right?

WaterSport evolved into Frogadier.

Ohhh and Hankie evolved into a Vivilion. With great autumn colors.

Took a picture for a daddy today and I’m digging the lighting.

OMG I have to pick another starter. I don’t think I’ll end up using it. Normally I would go Squirtle, but I have Frogadier. Ughhhhh. Bulbasaur?

I got Charmander because that’s the one no one picked. Named him Smoulder

Ughhhhhh. I encountered and had to catch Furfrou. Abomination.

Fuck and then I find a Pancham. This is unfair.

Okay. I made it to Route 6 and I’m calling it a night. Give me good vibes for finding a Honedge or basically idc about this game anymore.

Okayyyy. So updates for those actually following along the Pokémon side of things. I killed a Sentret in Route 6 because I forgot I was playing #Nuzlocke. So I said fuck it and danced around and found a Honedge— named him Magnum.

Then fought some people did the palace thing on and on. Made it to Route 7. Caught an Illumise named her Neon. Moved on.

After the rival battle, Mr.Fister evolved into a Diggersby and and Rue evolved into Floette (in case I never said that I caught a Flabebe).

Through the cave. Route 8. HOLY SHIT A BAGON. Anddddd a crit Quick Attack by Mr.Fister killed him so YAYYYYYY.

Bagon sadness behind us, continued through the route to Ambrette town. Oh cool— fossils soon!

Took a ride on a Ryhorn. Forgot that’s a game dynamic I don’t miss... picked up a Helioptile. Named him Necker. He’s cute and I’m excited to add him to the team after the Ground Gym.

Into the cave. Snagged a Lunatone named Moony *shrug* and then kept along to meet Team Flare. Is this a non-veiled assault on the gays? Haha. I forgot about these f*gs. I wonder if I can make my hair do that.

Anyway. That’s enough for today. I changed out all the lights in my house today so here’s a glam shot. Happy hunting to all you LDW folks who are back to work tomorrow.