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Okay. So white #nuzlocke was a total failure. Let’s try again with Pokémon X— a game I know minimally more about.
Help me pick a starter?
Mayyyybe if I get enough responses I’ll have a little fun on the side while I play.
Started off with a Froakie named WaterSport. On to Route 1!
Made it through the Santalune Forest. Team is now WaterSport, Hankie the Scatterbug and Driller the Weedle. Apparently I’m building a bug team? Whoops. Also, thong.
God your posse is so annoying in this game. Just hush
Okay so I caught a Bunnelby on Route 3 and named him Mr.Fister so now we are up to four. Some guy in the town wants to trade for a Farfetch’d. And idk if that’s a good option?
Awh. Hankie evolves into a Spewpa. Who I am dubbing “the uncut Pokémon”.
Okay. So my first encounter on Route 22 was a Bunnelby so I caught it an brought it to the Farfetch’d guy cuz hot damn I need a new type to take on gym 1 bugs + any water types.
Idk if that’s “allowed” but it’s my game so I’m rolling with it.
I’m also living for my pale booty in this thong. So w/e.
Just took on and beat Viola. Team comp:
Driller - Weedle
Mr.Fister - Bunnelby
WaterSport - Froakie
Hankie - Spewpa
And team ace: Quacklin’ - Farfetch’d
Driller - Weedle
Mr.Fister - Bunnelby
WaterSport - Froakie
Hankie - Spewpa
And team ace: Quacklin’ - Farfetch’d
Got to Prof Sycamore’s lab. He’s a DILF, right?
WaterSport evolved into Frogadier.
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WaterSport evolved into Frogadier.
Ohhh and Hankie evolved into a Vivilion. With great autumn colors. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍂" title="Gefallenes Blatt" aria-label="Emoji: Gefallenes Blatt">
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Took a picture for a daddy today and I’m digging the lighting.
OMG I have to pick another starter. I don’t think I’ll end up using it. Normally I would go Squirtle, but I have Frogadier. Ughhhhh. Bulbasaur?
I got Charmander because that’s the one no one picked. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht"> Named him Smoulder
Ughhhhhh. I encountered and had to catch Furfrou. Abomination.
Fuck and then I find a Pancham. This is unfair.
Okay. I made it to Route 6 and I’m calling it a night. Give me good vibes for finding a Honedge or basically idc about this game anymore.
Okayyyy. So updates for those actually following along the Pokémon side of things. I killed a Sentret in Route 6 because I forgot I was playing #Nuzlocke. So I said fuck it and danced around and found a Honedge— named him Magnum.
Then fought some people did the palace thing on and on. Made it to Route 7. Caught an Illumise https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👎🏻" title="Thumbs down (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs down (heller Hautton)"> named her Neon. Moved on.
After the rival battle, Mr.Fister evolved into a Diggersby and and Rue evolved into Floette (in case I never said that I caught a Flabebe).
Through the cave. Route 8. HOLY SHIT A BAGON. Anddddd a crit Quick Attack by Mr.Fister killed him so YAYYYYYY. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">
Bagon sadness behind us, continued through the route to Ambrette town. Oh cool— fossils soon!
Took a ride on a Ryhorn. Forgot that’s a game dynamic I don’t miss... picked up a Helioptile. Named him Necker. He’s cute and I’m excited to add him to the team after the Ground Gym.
Into the cave. Snagged a Lunatone named Moony *shrug* and then kept along to meet Team Flare. Is this a non-veiled assault on the gays? Haha. I forgot about these f*gs. I wonder if I can make my hair do that.
Anyway. That’s enough for today. I changed out all the lights in my house today so here’s a glam shot. Happy hunting to all you LDW folks who are back to work tomorrow.
