If you've decided to vote for Trump, okay, well, that's democracy. Just know there's a good chance he hates you. He hates the military (losers), he hates farmers (dirty), he hates immigrants (dirty/not white), he hates midwesterners (gross), he hates women (unless they're models)

He hates people richer than him (how dare you) and people poorer than him (losers). He hates his kids (how dare they not be him?) except Ivanka (hot, would date). He hates Jews (weird clothes) and Mexicans (talk funny) and Africans (shithole countries).

He hates Nebraska and Georgia and Tennessee and Missouri and Alabama. He hates everyplace that votes for him. He wouldn't be caught dead in those states unless he needed their votes. The second he's out of office, he will never go anywhere but Florida and New York.

He hates people who used to be his best friends. He hates people he once hired and praised. He hates most of the people who work for him now. He hates the people in the boats -- oh man does he hate them! Those losers in their boats on their loser lakes. He hates them most of all.

So you can vote for him. It's your absolute right. Just know that unless you are a rich white man from a famous city who praises him incessantly, he hates you. And even then, if you ever say anything remotely bad about him, he will immediately hate you. He will hate you forever.