Been talking to a bloke for a few days and he seemed really great, but he’s just revealed that not only is he a Lib Dem, he thinks the coalition was good
We’re forgiving him (for now) because he’s said he’s going to take me on holiday to Stornoway. However, if he doesn’t, then I’m taking my revenge for the coalition by breaking his heart.
We’re going out later, and I’m nervous af. He knows Keir Starmer though, so, even if it goes terribly, I can get some tea on the OG Mark Darcy for my podcast lmao
Watching Bridget Jones, in preparation for potentially being the hapless and embarrassing girlfriend of a lawyer.
Socially distanced date time, lads
Update: I am hiding behind a fence because I’ve suddenly got nervous
This is very unsustainable
Okay, further update. I came out from behind the fence. He is very nice, I am less anxious and having a good time.
He got me flowers https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🄰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
I’m seeing him again
The saga continues! He’s picking me up from mine tomorrow, which means, there is a risk that he could meet my brother, and that my brother could say something v embarrassing or threaten him in an attempt to be the protective brother. Might bribe sister to take brother out.
This of course means that I cannot hide behind a fence if I get nervous, like I did last time. I can however double lock my front door and refuse to come out.
It’s going well https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🄰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
The aforementioned holiday looks more and more likely, which is good because honestly, baby deserves it tbh
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