Been talking to a bloke for a few days and he seemed really great, but he’s just revealed that not only is he a Lib Dem, he thinks the coalition was good

We’re forgiving him (for now) because he’s said he’s going to take me on holiday to Stornoway. However, if he doesn’t, then I’m taking my revenge for the coalition by breaking his heart.

We’re going out later, and I’m nervous af. He knows Keir Starmer though, so, even if it goes terribly, I can get some tea on the OG Mark Darcy for my podcast lmao

Watching Bridget Jones, in preparation for potentially being the hapless and embarrassing girlfriend of a lawyer.

Socially distanced date time, lads

Update: I am hiding behind a fence because I’ve suddenly got nervous

This is very unsustainable

Okay, further update. I came out from behind the fence. He is very nice, I am less anxious and having a good time.

He got me flowers

I’m seeing him again

The saga continues! He’s picking me up from mine tomorrow, which means, there is a risk that he could meet my brother, and that my brother could say something v embarrassing or threaten him in an attempt to be the protective brother. Might bribe sister to take brother out.

This of course means that I cannot hide behind a fence if I get nervous, like I did last time. I can however double lock my front door and refuse to come out.

It’s going well

The aforementioned holiday looks more and more likely, which is good because honestly, baby deserves it tbh