So I live with a jarhead, have had two kids with this marine

He is 100% losing his shit over here, turns out the commander in chief can’t insult the corps and have that go well

Like this is a dude that didn’t really philosophically support the mission and he’s going full jarhead about the dude who in the battle of the bulge was running a machine gun on his blown off stump of an arm

I have not seen this dude go full marine even when he was in combat

These motherfuckers are fixing their bayonets, idk how anyone thought this was gonna go well

Like this is a dude was at parris for nine months due to injury and he has some fucking knowledge

Which isn’t a thing that translates outside the corps

I really can’t explain to civilians what it’s like to see someone who isn’t moto suddenly start retelling corps legends like they’re a DI