things that give me the ick, a thread:
them excitedly opening a bath bomb and watching it fizzing away
them carefully opening a birthday card on the off chance money falls out
when their suitcase handle breaks or just doesn’t go up far enough and they have to drag it through the airport walking at a weird 45 degree angle
when they misjudge where the line is when getting on an escalator and have a wobble as it starts to move
them trying to scoop the last bits of a pot noodle out the pot and it all dribbling down their chin 🤢
the thought of them sitting on the doorstep because they got locked out
when they take off their glasses and have those little red marks either side at the top of their nose
the thought of them getting a fright when the toast pops up out the toaster
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