Neighbour Uncle has unemerged because he was not wearing a mask and Neighbour Aunt was shouting at him
Meanwhile BIL and Manu seem to be closing in on a deal in the 20-25 bag range. Lorry Driver is now not even trying to hide his alignment switch.
They are now shaking hands. I believe we may have an accord.
Final terms: 23 bags, one bottle Old Monk, one bottle scotch*. Everyone is exhausted.

* Lorry driver is the best fucking negotiator of the lot
ITS NOT OVER OH GOD NOW WHO WILL UNLOAD 23 BAGS ARGUMENT HAS STARTED
Lorry driver is sick of this shit. He has told helper to unload bags.
Helper, LD and BIL are now unloading bags. This will take a while.
Manu's work is done. He is leaving. This is not the only crisis he needs to solve tonight, no doubt. No rest for the elite specialist
Neighbour Uncle has re-emerged, now wearing mask.
BIL just asked Neighbour Uncle to help with bags. I don't think I've ever seen a senior citizen walk home that fast.
Correction: He is not a senior citizen apparently. My mistake.
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