pls hide abby from the sunlight, tnx.
pls don't let her wear pink, it's deadly.
pls don't make her look at you like tht if you want to live longer.
pls don't let her do sexy dances, let's have a long life span!
strictly no abby smiling! i may find you dead in a ditch.
no side views, i can clearly see the straight line bud.
pls don't let her do song covers, her voice will send you to heaven.

ctto. (idk where did i get this but! thankyou sm! 🤧)
no flexing of her sharp jawline, that will stab you!
don't let her do tiktoks, you're digging your own grave.
don't let her expose her ears, she will take you to the other dimension.
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