BREAKING NEWS: Manu Is Coming
First however, Manu obv has to talk to driver again. Manu seems to be a talker, he has lots to say to everyone.

Still nothing to say to me though. Hey Manu, nobody likes a snob, you know. I'm a person too.
Phone has been hung up. We are now waiting for Manu.
holy shit a lot of y'all care about my BIL and his misadventures with rice trucks. We're still waiting for Manu so consider this an ad break. Get popcorn, visit the loo, order some rice.
Update: Manu called again. He is lost and needs directions.
Mom is making everyone eat food while we wait. Ironically there is no rice on menu.
Update: Mom just called back. I think Manu may have arrived.
Ok we're outside(sorry bout delay, but we're dependent on mom who DGAF about anyone during dinner, even Manu)
Since I know I cared about this and was wondering, Manu kinda looks disappointingly average. He's just normal, random desi uncle in shirt pant. Sad!
BIL is now making what appears to be a passionate case. Manu certainly appears sympathetic, he is nodding.
Manu is now nodding at what driver says. Manu nods at everyone.
BIL just played the "are you married" card. This is escalating. Manu's sense of husbandly empathy has been invoked.
It turns out Manu is indeed married. BIL is visibly relieved.
Lorry Driver wants them both to know that he too is married.
In a tragic twist, Lorry Drivers marriage was not deemed worthy of discussion by anyone. Lorry Driver is now my rooting interest
It appears Manu is brokering some sort of compromise.
Apparently compromise is that if BIL buys some sacks of rice* and then Manu will make the rest just go away.

*Number under negotiation
Manu has opened aggressively with a you take half I take half offer. BIL has counetered by pointing out in that case Manu will need to take him too
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