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Once again, public office should be like jury duty: a temporary pain in the ass civic obligation determined by random selection, and your pay is a free room at Red Roof Inn and $10 per day for meals
In which I will select the next President of the United States by means of weighted hierarchical sampling and the =rand() function in Excel:
Step 1: Get list of states by population, multiply population by random [0,1] variable, sort and select state with highest result.
Step 1: Get list of states by population, multiply population by random [0,1] variable, sort and select state with highest result.
So they are in Florida.
Step 2: repeat Step 1, except using a list of Florida counties.
I have now narrowed POTUS down to Pinellas County Florida.
Step 2: repeat Step 1, except using a list of Florida counties.
I have now narrowed POTUS down to Pinellas County Florida.
Step 3: repeat Step 2, except with a list of municipalities in Pinellas County Florida. I have now determined they shall be from Clearwater.
Step 4: Repeat Step 3, except with a list of Census Block Groups within the city of Clearwater, Florida.
Step 5: Select random latitude and longitude within the bounds of the selected Census Block Group.
(I will not show these steps to avoid any accusations of doxxing)
Step 5: Select random latitude and longitude within the bounds of the selected Census Block Group.
(I will not show these steps to avoid any accusations of doxxing)