Read on Twitter
perspective: this reads like a ransom note https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1301517664465158145
Once again, public office should be like jury duty: a temporary pain in the ass civic obligation determined by random selection, and your pay is a free room at Red Roof Inn and $10 per day for meals
In which I will select the next President of the United States by means of weighted hierarchical sampling and the =rand() function in Excel:
Step 1: Get list of states by population, multiply population by random [0,1] variable, sort and select state with highest result.
![In which I will select the next President of the United States by means of weighted hierarchical sampling and the =rand() function in Excel:Step 1: Get list of states by population, multiply population by random [0,1] variable, sort and select state with highest result.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhAbkxFXkAozRDL.png "In which I will select the next President of the United States by means of weighted hierarchical sampling and the =rand() function in Excel:Step 1: Get list of states by population, multiply population by random [0,1] variable, sort and select state with highest result.")
![In which I will select the next President of the United States by means of weighted hierarchical sampling and the =rand() function in Excel:Step 1: Get list of states by population, multiply population by random [0,1] variable, sort and select state with highest result.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhAbxsmXkAQiXxk.png "In which I will select the next President of the United States by means of weighted hierarchical sampling and the =rand() function in Excel:Step 1: Get list of states by population, multiply population by random [0,1] variable, sort and select state with highest result.")
Step 1: Get list of states by population, multiply population by random [0,1] variable, sort and select state with highest result.
So they are in Florida.
Step 2: repeat Step 1, except using a list of Florida counties.
I have now narrowed POTUS down to Pinellas County Florida.
Step 2: repeat Step 1, except using a list of Florida counties.
I have now narrowed POTUS down to Pinellas County Florida.
Step 3: repeat Step 2, except with a list of municipalities in Pinellas County Florida. I have now determined they shall be from Clearwater.
Step 4: Repeat Step 3, except with a list of Census Block Groups within the city of Clearwater, Florida.
Step 5: Select random latitude and longitude within the bounds of the selected Census Block Group.
(I will not show these steps to avoid any accusations of doxxing)
Step 5: Select random latitude and longitude within the bounds of the selected Census Block Group.
(I will not show these steps to avoid any accusations of doxxing)
Final step: select address closest to selected latitude/longitude.
Congratulations, natural born US citizen over the age of 35 currently residing at this address, you will have my write in vote.
Congratulations, natural born US citizen over the age of 35 currently residing at this address, you will have my write in vote.
