perspective: this reads like a ransom note https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1301517664465158145

Once again, public office should be like jury duty: a temporary pain in the ass civic obligation determined by random selection, and your pay is a free room at Red Roof Inn and $10 per day for meals

In which I will select the next President of the United States by means of weighted hierarchical sampling and the =rand() function in Excel:

Step 1: Get list of states by population, multiply population by random [0,1] variable, sort and select state with highest result.

So they are in Florida.

Step 2: repeat Step 1, except using a list of Florida counties.

I have now narrowed POTUS down to Pinellas County Florida.

Step 3: repeat Step 2, except with a list of municipalities in Pinellas County Florida. I have now determined they shall be from Clearwater.

Step 4: Repeat Step 3, except with a list of Census Block Groups within the city of Clearwater, Florida.

Step 5: Select random latitude and longitude within the bounds of the selected Census Block Group.

(I will not show these steps to avoid any accusations of doxxing)

Final step: select address closest to selected latitude/longitude.

Congratulations, natural born US citizen over the age of 35 currently residing at this address, you will have my write in vote.