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Things kids have said to me this summer:
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Kid 1: “The spirit of dumbledore is inside you now”
Kid 2: “ well how did he get there?”
1: “um, he flew into your butthole I guess”
Kid 2: “ well how did he get there?”
1: “um, he flew into your butthole I guess”
Kid at lunch while sitting with her friends: “my parents are GAY. It’s AWESOME. Your parents should try it sometime”
Kid 1 at lunch table: “teacher? What is a vulva?”
Kid 2: “my mom has a vulva, it grows hair, she calls it a jungle”
Kid 2: “my mom has a vulva, it grows hair, she calls it a jungle”
“Teacher what would happen if a beaver bit my penis?”
“Teacher, have you ever thought of how scary it would be to die alone? Are you alone? Surely you have a life partner? RIGHT TEACHER? “
Three kids playing on the rope swing: “OMGOODNESS We are professional swingers”
Older camper chimes in with “somebody come get her she’s dancing like a .....swinger “
Older camper chimes in with “somebody come get her she’s dancing like a .....swinger “
Kid opens lunchbox to find an PB&J sandwich again: “this shit again, seriously Melissa?”
