A detailed analysis and a complete post on on why Rodrygo Goes is better than Mason "Generational" Greenwood.

A thread:
1. Rodrgygo grew up in brazil.
World Cups:

Brazil-5
England-1

Clearly Rodrygo is better.
2. Rodrygo trained with the 2002 brazil squad at the young age of 1. Ronaldo and Cafu said," I'm honestly surprised by the level of talent this lad shows at 1. He is surely going to be the greatest of all time.

so,

Rodrygo> Greenwood
Mason greenwood does not sound as good as.Rodrygo Silva de Goes this is more proof that Rodrygo is better.
so,

Rodrygo> Greenwood
No statement needed.
Brazilians girls have a bigger ass than English Girls and fucking big asses requires more workrate than small asses so
Rodrygo > Greenwood.
Rodrygo has a hattrick in UCL. Greenwood hasn't even played in the CL.
so,

Rodrygo> Greenwood
Rodrygo's kit color is white and Greenwood's kit color is red.

White = peace.

Red = Blood

Rodrygo is better once again.
Real Madrid paid 45 mill for Rodrygo whereas United did not pay a single penny for him.

He was so good that we had to splash 45 mill, Greenwood was so shit United didn't even pay a single penny.
so,

Rodrygo> Greenwood
Levels.
Rodrygo wears #27. Greenwood wears #26.

27>26.

So, Rodrygo is better.
Rodrygo's strong foot is right but Greenwood doesn't even have a strong foot.
so,

Rodrygo> Greenwood
Rodygo has a UEFA Player of the week award. Greenwood doesn't even have a PL POTW let alone UCL's.
so,

Rodrygo> Greenwood
Also green is a colour associated with sickness and sickness is bad. Wood can catch fire and become hot and hot hurts so Rodrygo>Greenwood
Rodrygo can easily break Wood and Green alone cannot compete with Rodrygo so,

Rodrygo>Greenwood
Rodrygo's shirt sponsor is Emirates and Greenwood's is Chevrolet.

Emirates is associated with airplanes.
Chevrolet is associated with cars.

Planes> Cars.

So, Rodrygo > Greenwood again.
Rodrygo speaks Portugese, Greenwood speaks English.
Ronaldo is the greatest Portugese player and whoever the fuck is the greatest English player he surely isn't better than Ronaldo.

Furtherproof,
Rodrygo>Greenwood
Rodrygo plays for Real Madrid . Greenwood plays for United.

Real Madrid> Man United
so,

Rodrygo> Greenwood
Upon hearing the news that Rodrygo was playing , Ronaldo left an ongoing match and immediately rushed to the Bernabeu to see him play.

Never heard Greenwood getting that type of recognition so,

Rodrygo> Greenwood.
Because I said so.
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