Breaking Dawn, Part 2. Today I put my cane down and stop beat this dead horse

do you think her fist would bounce offa Jacob’s head?

what happened to her eyeshadow uh hello

If she’s watching things in slow motion why does the flower open in accelerated motion

I’m ready

Wait for it

yOU IMPRINTED ON MY DAUGHTER?!

SHES M I NE

NE SS IE

YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE L OCH NE SS MON S T E R???!?!()))

SEHTJEISKGKRKD DONT TOUCH MY BABY TOU HORMONAL BITCH

Anyway what the Fuck is this how did it get worse

The whole house tour scene screams fanfic just in case you forgot this was Stephanie Myers published her own fantasies and a 4 book series

Ew straight sex

That’s one hairy thigh

god their feet are sliding together get it away from me

Edward has such a shitty chest hair pattern

God poor Charlie

“Here goes nothing. [starts to strip]”
“What the hell are you doing... put your clothes back on..”
This is highkey the best scene in the entire franchise

only the wolves and co deserve to be in Charlie’s life

his first words aren’t “I was so worried” or “what happened?” Or etc but “are you okay?” And I

Bella is a shitty daughter and person and Charlie deserves so much better

Charlie: doesn’t address that Bella is freezing cold. just cries and says he missed her.

why does Renesmae look like the forgotten 8th dwarf

GOD EMMETT IS SO HOT

Renesmae flying sucked to look at

The immortal children are actually pretty interesting but y’know it’s twilight we don’t get more than a 5 minute backstory