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Dumb bitch really tried me tonight. Bye bitch 
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Alright story time since y’all want the tea LOL basically she comes into the apartment w/ Howard like around 7 and introduces herself to me and my cousin and her fiancé while we were watching Hannibal. I ignore because I am no longer associating myself with shady ass Howard.
Hours later we finish watching Hannibal and I go in my room to lay on my bed and play solitaire, enjoying my peace and quiet. Howard walks over to my room with this bitch in a towel lookin like a prostitute and asks me for ziploc bags. Once again, I ignore. To me, he no exist.
He asks again and I ignore AGAIN. (now this is when the bitch fucks up) She opens her mouth and says “HellOoo?! He’s talking to you” so I take my eyes off my intense game of solitaire and stare right at them and say “excuse me?!” (giving her a chance to retreat)
At this point I realize this bitch is dumb because she’s standing in MY doorway with a towel on telling me I can’t have an attitude in MY home when I mf WOULDNT have an attitude if they both left me tf alone to my play my mf solitaire.
She starts running her mouth and I tell Howard he needs to remove this bitch from the premises before I beat her ass TO WHICH SHE (dumb bitch) responded “LETS GO” so ok. LETS MF GOOOOOO BITCH. I got nothin BUT time.
I get up from my bed (once again, she should’ve realized, me standing 3in taller and at least 30lbs heavier, this was not a fight she was gonna win) and Howard starts blocking my doorway with his big ass body and she starts backing up WHILE STILL talking shit
I tell her she need to gtfo out my house so then guess what she starts saying? Bitch starts saying I don’t even pay rent, my name not on the lease, etc etc. LMAAAAOOOO bitch. So now I know Howard be spewing BULLSHIT to these dumb prostitute bitches about this being HIS apartment
*sorry had to go to therapy and tell my therapist about this bitch getting her ass handed to her
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Alright so I make sure to FACT CHECK this bitch and tell her not only is my name on the lease but my name also SIGNS THE RENT CHECKS and ALLLLL the mf utilities are under MY name & I pay the most for this mf apartment. Howard says quietly “I have the smallest room”
Me: “EXACTLY. POINT PROVEN. WHY in the FUCK would he be paying this whole ass apartment and staying in the dingiest, darkest, smallest room?!??”
So of course NOW she got less to say and the next thing out her mouth is... “You’re a psychopath. You need college” LOOOLL so Howard also quietly says “she does have a biology degree” bitch really out here throwing these assumptions around
Anyways, more shit being thrown around. I tell Howard and his bitch that they GOTS TA GO. He shuts the door and I go in my room to do some breathing exercises cause I got anger problems and this bitch pushed ALL the buttons tonight. I call Abby and ask how long til she gets home
Abby is 30 min away and I’m like girl I’m going to jail tonight cause PHEW. I give them until Abby pulls up into our garage, walk to my cousin and her fiancé in the living room and apologized for what was going to happen next.
I go to his room and start pounding on the door and telling him IT. IS. TIME. TO. GO. And the door opens cause it wasn’t closed completely and I see them laying on the mf bed CHILLIN like they really thought I was kidding
Immediately Howard gets up and starts blocking me from getting close to her but a bitch was heated and they was testing me to hell and back. Dumb hoe kept taunting me and telling me “put ONE finger on me” BIIIITCHHHH I will put all TEN and TEN TOES TOO.
She was keeping a safe enough distance from me to get decked in the face so I took my leg and struck her straight in her stomach. BITCH WAS SHOOK like she wasn’t begging me to hit her this whole ass time
Now she lookin st00pid af and Howard trying with all his weak ass muscle to pick me up and throw me in another direction away from her while she holds a perfume bottles up threatening to throw it at me.
Abby walks in mid fight and starts talking to the dumb hoe and NOW she starts taking back everything she said saying she never said anything to me and all she was doing was INTRODUCING HERSELF and I was just crazy and coming at her FOR NO REASON
I tell them if they don’t leave this mf apartment, I can keep this shit up ALLLLLL night. Howard keeps insisting I can’t kick him out so I tell him he can stay but the bitch GOTSTAGO and if he knows me AT ALL then he should be fully aware of how serious I am.
So at this time it is 12:40AM and I tell him he and this dumb bitch have exactly 20 min to leave cause at 1AM I’m coming back for round fucking 3. It’s a good thing Howard finally got some sense into him cause as soon as that door closed, I heard packing.
I go back into my room with Abby and wait patiently until my next round. This whole time abby is listening to her whine about getting kicked in the stomach and how he’s not defending her. (BTW their flight to Cancun was at 6AM apparently)
Me being the gracious person I am, give them until 1:05AM before I start yelling again to gtfo this apartment. (Abby overhears her saying she’s afraid to come out the room LOL) they’re packing faster and at 1:06AM they’re rolling their suitcases out the door https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤘🏻" title="Heavy-Metal-Handzeichen (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Heavy-Metal-Handzeichen (heller Hautton)">
Let a bitch try me again in my own fucking home. Who in their right minds goes to someone ELSE’S home and disrespects them without gauging their ability to win a fight first. Darwinism at its finest. Some people just don’t need to breed.
