Ranking members of Ateez by how much I think they’d be good Kuya material to my lil siblings/cousins: a thread

1. Yunho - the type to play w every kid at the reunion and remember every family member’s name; loved by all they’re planning your wedding

2. Hongjoong - the respectful kuya who will mano every single elder upon entering; never ever comes empty handed to the party and will indulge any question your tita asks him

3. Jongho - the smooth talking kuya; he’ll sweet talk every tita and lola in the room & have everyone wrapped around his finger by the end of the night; will be the FIRST to slide the bottle of Hennessy he secretly bought on the way over to the cousins

4. Mingi - will easily win over any tita and shit talk with every uncle; takes the teenage cousins with him on “walks” and somehow out drinks every one without ever being drunk; mostly a hit w the older kids

5. Wooyoung - everyone will probably forget he’s technically not a family member because he’ll immediately blend in; forces the kids to call him kuya but loses cred when the elders start scolding him for getting in (yet another) argument with cousins HALF his age

6. San - is a good enthusiastic kuya who will play with all the baby cousins all night; bc of his sweet demeanor he gets babied by all the aunties who sneak him extra servings of food; will probably be intimidated by YOUR kuyas and mostly avoid them

7. Yeosang - loved bc of how sweet and polite he is; always brings the best dishes; a bit quiet so everyone may be hesitant at first; will disappear for 20 minutes and somehow end up with a secret army of your younger cousins who follow him around for the rest of the night

8. Seonghwa - energy feels mature so everyone automatically knows to call him kuya; adored by every family member; honestly doesn’t even make it over to any of the kids/cousins bc he’s been in the kitchen gossiping and cleaning with your titas all night

end of thread!

this has been on my mind for a bit and seemed fun so thought I’d share - they’re all honestly so fun that they’d all make great kuyas, I’d be happy to get to introduce them to my family

(@/ateez if u want lumpia...hmu)