Just looking through the 40 under 40 list and some of these entries are sending me to the moon

this is too easy

I’m not really gonna touch any others because this list is too much...BUT I’m devastated they didn’t make a joke abt Lis Smith running 40 different accounts under 40 in 40 different countries for Buttigieg

This is a good bit lol SoftBank probably had its worst period of investments & stock performance ever this past year but give it to the head of investments even though buybacks & a WeWork restructure saved the day