"I collect loona and have a bunch of albums + a lightstick on the way but i barely know their personalities or last names. . same with twice"
"i read a lot of fanfiction w idols"
"i wanna change my ult group bc i enjoy another group more but i stanned my current ult of ults for longer and also the group i wanna ult is a man group so i feel guilty as the “gg stan” of my friend group to ult a bg"
"if you asked me to name all the members of loona’s representatives colors animals and shit, i’d freeze"
"everyone secretly likes amber even tho we all know she’s not great and easy to make fun of. shake that brass is catchy as hell and she’s pretty funny and charismatic sometimes idc idc"
"i thought stray kids had 4 members until literally yesterday"
"ambers hot and talented. y’all only hate her because you’re jealous of her lmaooo" 🤔 no more amber in my CC ✌️
"this thread is sponsored by raid shadow legends" indeed
"i’m on kpop stan twitter to be cool and make friends because i don’t have many irl. but tbh? i dont actually like kpop. i’m only pretending so i can stay on here. i just don’t vibe with any songs, and none of the idols’ personalities really resonate with me"
"i dont know the members of any of the groups i have on my carrd stan list except for like half of one group. too lazy to stan i just want the stan twitter clout lol"
"My ult group is super junior and my bias is Shindong but i pretend im a girlgroup stan on twitter so people don’t hate me"
"when i first heard heart attack by chuu when i was a babybit i thought there were 4-5 different people singing. chuu’s range *heart eyes*"
"when i first got on kpop twitter i faked being gay because of the amount of hate and stuff that straight people get even though i am straight"
"I used to think it was Gowon saying Grimes’s part in love4eva."
"when i was an army i used to tell all my irls that i had a crush on jimin and we were gonna date bye 😭"
"i have a park jimin body pillow" what is with y'all
"i say i'm a luvity but i actually only know one member and pretend i know what everyone is talking about.." everyone in my CC coming out as a fake stan
"i will see some FUNNY tweets on the tl but I can’t interact w them bc they’re about groups that oomfs ult and I don’t want them to get mad @ me for laughing so I just laugh in silence"
"went to an ateez concert without knowing who they were. like at all. i even went to the hitouch. now i ult them but at the time? i was very new to kpop"
"i've forced myself to stan groups and i stan so many now but i don't actually like them"
"i decide whether or not to stan a group based on their visuals and even then i don't listen to their whole discography"
"when people drag my ults i send some type of confession to their CC that has cr@cker in it so when they post the CC i can report the account and get them s worded" HELLO
"pre k-pop I used to think loona was as big as blackpink bc of the “stan loona” meme and I was surprised to find out they were kinda flops.. (not a drag I ult them)"
"I don't like Kiss Later"
"i thought lucas was american"
"i thought girl generation did Nobody nobody but you~ when i was new to kpop 😢"
"I don't even listen to kpop that much I just like stan culture"
"sometimes i feel like a bad fan compared to some of y’all 😭 like i don’t memorise birthdays or have my ults personalities figured out or get emotional over idols. like idk i definitely like them but maybe not as much ???"
Why did someone send me "dynamite sucks" can y'all read the prompt please 😭
"i refused to listen to un village for the longest time bc i thought it was propaganda for the united nations" ?
"i want to stan bgs but i don’t want to betray my friends and have them call me misogynists even tho m not"
"ever since I found out umpah umpah is about drowning I'm scared to listen to it"
"THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING BUT I HAVE GWSN ON MY ULT LIST AND THE ONLY MEMBER I RECOGNIZE IS MIYA😭😭I JUST LOVE THEIR MUSIC SO MUCH BUT IM TOO LAZY TO LEARN THEIR NAMESSSS" if I cry
"When I first heard a bigbang song I googled “who in bigbang sounds like spongebob” but obv nothing came up so it took me a while to realize it was gdragon"
"i pretend to ult ggs just so that my moots wouldn’t call me misogynistic... when in fact i really don’t vibe with them as much as i do with bgs"
"sometimes i think i’m homophobic because i avoid following gay men on gg twitter"
"I didn't like icecream but I faked me liking icecream so I don't get cancelled by blink moots"
"idc how problematic she is hwasa is a fine ass woman"
"I USED TO THINK LUCAS WAS HALF MEXICAN BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME + HE LITERALLY REMINDS ME OF MY COUSIN"
"i pretend to be a bts anti just to join the hype but i secretly like them"
"just found out grimes is married to elon musk love4eva will never be the same 😭"
I may or may not continue this thread in the morning but if you're still here please look into Gwsn if you're interested! https://twitter.com/gaylittlemiya/status/1273086299742916609?s=19
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