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Kinda hard to justify ranking Jamie Newman ahead of Kyle Trask when Newman isn’t even gonna take a snap this season tbqh https://twitter.com/CFBHome/status/1232443304865742849">https://twitter.com/CFBHome/s...
I’ll give Jamie Newman credit for one thing, KirbStomp. His accuracy when it comes to navigating his way out of the Georgia football program is second to none 
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundert Punkte Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundert Punkte Symbol"> https://twitter.com/KirbStomp..." title="I’ll give Jamie Newman credit for one thing, KirbStomp. His accuracy when it comes to navigating his way out of the Georgia football program is second to none https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌🏼" title="Ok hand (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand (mittelheller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundert Punkte Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundert Punkte Symbol"> https://twitter.com/KirbStomp..." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
By “off” you mean “off the team,” right? https://twitter.com/KirbyDawgs/status/1275562311781154817">https://twitter.com/KirbyDawg...
Florida: “THE GAP IS CLOSI—“
Jamie Newman: https://twitter.com/kevinkeneely1/status/1216028252726231040">https://twitter.com/kevinkene...
Jamie Newman: https://twitter.com/kevinkeneely1/status/1216028252726231040">https://twitter.com/kevinkene...
Uhhhhhh https://twitter.com/thedrsec/status/1279511862242168834">https://twitter.com/thedrsec/...
Did Georgia just land a great one, though, Coach? Did they really?
Also, it’s kinda hard for him to be the best QB in the SEC if he never even takes a snap. https://twitter.com/MarkRicht/status/1215841499818135552">https://twitter.com/MarkRicht...
Also, it’s kinda hard for him to be the best QB in the SEC if he never even takes a snap. https://twitter.com/MarkRicht/status/1215841499818135552">https://twitter.com/MarkRicht...
I’ll give you this, Ray: we did get to know Jamie Newman’s name very quickly... just not for the reason you had in mind.
No, we got to know his name because he set the record for the shortest amount of time a QB played for Kirby Smart before peacing. https://twitter.com/ray_uga/status/1280103041543229440">https://twitter.com/ray_uga/s...
No, we got to know his name because he set the record for the shortest amount of time a QB played for Kirby Smart before peacing. https://twitter.com/ray_uga/status/1280103041543229440">https://twitter.com/ray_uga/s...
Well, David— I agree with you that it’s gonna be a fun offense to watch next year. It’s just gonna be fun for the other team to watch with that new offensive line and now without that “dynamic guy.” https://twitter.com/davidpollack47/status/1216036821118918656">https://twitter.com/davidpoll...
This was a bad take back in June and it’s an even worse take now. https://twitter.com/hbtfd1/status/1270127432725643264">https://twitter.com/hbtfd1/st...
You’re totally right. Newman is gonna be fine... watching whoever replaces him running for his life behind your super inexperienced offensive line. Gotta protect that fifth round NFL Draft stock. https://twitter.com/kirbydawgs/status/1296932370021482502">https://twitter.com/kirbydawg...
Nailed it again, KirbyDawgs. Newman does look like Cam the way he bounced before he could ever start a game. https://twitter.com/kirbydawgs/status/1282783352429453312">https://twitter.com/kirbydawg...
Nah. He’s not. https://twitter.com/rjjohnsonnn/status/1249106103113220097">https://twitter.com/rjjohnson...
I’ll tell you what the best part of twitter is, it’s giving every idiot with a phone and one bar of service a platform for their stupid takes so that the whole world can laugh at them. https://twitter.com/thiccdusky/status/1266120348266790914">https://twitter.com/thiccdusk...
Kirby Smart be like “I know a spot” and takes you here: https://twitter.com/kirbstompuga/status/1277705504521945089">https://twitter.com/kirbstomp...
You hate to see it (leave) https://twitter.com/247sports/status/1273285517203906561">https://twitter.com/247sports...
Yeah? Well now— given that your fanbase was using stuff like the previous tweet in this thread to put your guy on a pedestal— neither do you. https://twitter.com/KirbStompUGA/status/1265629107653685251">https://twitter.com/KirbStomp...
Why’s that? Because only one of them is actually going to take a snap for his school? https://twitter.com/marlovelace1/status/1265725460090105861">https://twitter.com/marlovela...
Jamie Newman loves him some Kirby and the Dawgs so much that he dipped on them both before he could even take a single snap. https://twitter.com/zee_dubuc/status/1238998854118277126">https://twitter.com/zee_dubuc...
You sure about that boss? https://twitter.com/bashonrobmorris/status/1265951402444181504">https://twitter.com/bashonrob...
Oops. https://twitter.com/jontweetssports/status/1215758265214296064">https://twitter.com/jontweets...
I promise you that I did not. #freereceiptvaultmaterial https://twitter.com/jontweetssports/status/1214999157989134336">https://twitter.com/jontweets...
Well, my look at it is, this was faulty reasoning to begin with that just looks twice as foolish now. https://twitter.com/cfblive247/status/1239180097330073601">https://twitter.com/cfblive24...
In fairness to Jacob here, Jamie Newman did lead all transfer QBs with fewest interceptions thrown. Dude was so cautious with the pigskin that he didn’t even want to risk touching it. https://twitter.com/jacob_schu_24/status/1285252212743196673">https://twitter.com/jacob_sch...
By “Florida,” you mean Georgia, right? https://twitter.com/thehedges4/status/1215917464497938432">https://twitter.com/thehedges...
Ooh, so close! https://twitter.com/1dawg4life/status/1273232176054710279">https://twitter.com/1dawg4lif...
Care to update those Heisman odds? https://twitter.com/UGAthesmartway/status/1221854230329335808">https://twitter.com/UGAthesma...
I got futures on Jamie Newman (yes, Jamie Newman) to never take a snap for the Georgia Bulldogs. https://twitter.com/PassPassRun/status/1226991271715229700">https://twitter.com/PassPassR...
Your team forgot to tell you that Jamie Newman was dipping before he could call a single cadence. https://twitter.com/ray_uga/status/1299486381106843648">https://twitter.com/ray_uga/s...
Lordy, this one dude is a treasure trove of material all by himself.
How’s that national brand doing now that everybody is starting to see Kirby Smart for what he really is? https://twitter.com/ray_uga/status/1299255243239112704">https://twitter.com/ray_uga/s...
How’s that national brand doing now that everybody is starting to see Kirby Smart for what he really is? https://twitter.com/ray_uga/status/1299255243239112704">https://twitter.com/ray_uga/s...
A national run https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> they tripped walking down their front steps.
But OK, real quick on these, in order: hate has clearly risen above you long ago, what a year indeed, no they’re not, no they won’t, no it isn’t, and no it most definitely is not. https://twitter.com/ray_uga/status/1298435595337777152">https://twitter.com/ray_uga/s...
But OK, real quick on these, in order: hate has clearly risen above you long ago, what a year indeed, no they’re not, no they won’t, no it isn’t, and no it most definitely is not. https://twitter.com/ray_uga/status/1298435595337777152">https://twitter.com/ray_uga/s...
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No. https://twitter.com/sidelines_uga/status/1289228881304514561">https://twitter.com/sidelines...
Best part of this tweet is that you hit send on it https://twitter.com/Sidelines_UGA/status/1299079080973869058">https://twitter.com/Sidelines...
Assuming you followed through (since I know Georgia fans always follow through on their words), Las Vegas thanks you for the generous donation to help restart its economy. https://twitter.com/godogssicem/status/1299016109333655560">https://twitter.com/godogssic...
No he’s not. Trust me. https://twitter.com/haleshaquille/status/1272595854277390338">https://twitter.com/haleshaqu...
There’s just too much going on here to tweet with a straight face https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> https://twitter.com/hunter4nixon/status/1279803077672009728">https://twitter.com/hunter4ni...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> https://twitter.com/hunter4ni..." title="There’s just too much going on here to tweet with a straight face https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> https://twitter.com/hunter4ni..." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
It almost sounds... too good to be true. https://twitter.com/cody_helton/status/1216070017613271046">https://twitter.com/cody_helt...
No he won’t https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> https://twitter.com/HeirJourdan/status/1273857773483278336">https://twitter.com/HeirJourd...
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You might have to prepare yourself for a long, long wait. https://twitter.com/2005dawg/status/1298735871378808833">https://twitter.com/2005dawg/...
You promise? https://twitter.com/2005dawg/status/1216112540079575040">https://twitter.com/2005dawg/...
*Insert Joe Kelly mocking face* https://twitter.com/kirbywetrust/status/1215811217194913792">https://twitter.com/kirbywetr...
I’ll venmo you $14,491 if Jamie Newman completes even one third down pass against Florida in JAX. Doesn’t even have to be for a first down— just has to complete the pass. And no return stakes the other way. Deal? https://twitter.com/chaseedwards123/status/1279624185036312577">https://twitter.com/chaseedwa...
Nah, Jamie Newman’s not gonna go off.
Not gonna happen. https://twitter.com/bigk71257633/status/1246556218275102724">https://twitter.com/bigk71257...
Can’t wait! https://twitter.com/jordandarby991/status/1232479741392764928">https://twitter.com/jordandar...
I guess we will see https://twitter.com/hbtfd1/status/1237104241908604934">https://twitter.com/hbtfd1/st...
The kid can play, but he won’t though. https://twitter.com/michaelshanest5/status/1235044523832733697">https://twitter.com/michaelsh...
Alright that’s it, I’m finally out of ammo. If you have any receipts that you saved that I may have missed, feel free to reply to this tweet with them. This was fun. Here’s hoping I can do this again November 8th.
