🚨OFFICIAL 2020 GEORGIA BULLDOGS RECEIPT THREAD— SPECIAL JAMIE NEWMAN EDITION🚨

I’m ready. Are y’all ready? Great. Let’s go.

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Kinda hard to justify ranking Jamie Newman ahead of Kyle Trask when Newman isn’t even gonna take a snap this season tbqh https://twitter.com/CFBHome/status/1232443304865742849
I’ll give Jamie Newman credit for one thing, KirbStomp. His accuracy when it comes to navigating his way out of the Georgia football program is second to none 👌🏼💯 https://twitter.com/KirbStompUGA/status/1266489941778980865
By “off” you mean “off the team,” right? https://twitter.com/KirbyDawgs/status/1275562311781154817
Florida: “THE GAP IS CLOSI—“

Jamie Newman: https://twitter.com/kevinkeneely1/status/1216028252726231040
Uhhhhhh https://twitter.com/thedrsec/status/1279511862242168834
Did Georgia just land a great one, though, Coach? Did they really?

Also, it’s kinda hard for him to be the best QB in the SEC if he never even takes a snap. https://twitter.com/MarkRicht/status/1215841499818135552
I’ll give you this, Ray: we did get to know Jamie Newman’s name very quickly... just not for the reason you had in mind.

No, we got to know his name because he set the record for the shortest amount of time a QB played for Kirby Smart before peacing. https://twitter.com/ray_uga/status/1280103041543229440
Well, David— I agree with you that it’s gonna be a fun offense to watch next year. It’s just gonna be fun for the other team to watch with that new offensive line and now without that “dynamic guy.” https://twitter.com/davidpollack47/status/1216036821118918656
This was a bad take back in June and it’s an even worse take now. https://twitter.com/hbtfd1/status/1270127432725643264
You’re totally right. Newman is gonna be fine... watching whoever replaces him running for his life behind your super inexperienced offensive line. Gotta protect that fifth round NFL Draft stock. https://twitter.com/kirbydawgs/status/1296932370021482502
Nailed it again, KirbyDawgs. Newman does look like Cam the way he bounced before he could ever start a game. https://twitter.com/kirbydawgs/status/1282783352429453312
Nah. He’s not. https://twitter.com/rjjohnsonnn/status/1249106103113220097
I’ll tell you what the best part of twitter is, it’s giving every idiot with a phone and one bar of service a platform for their stupid takes so that the whole world can laugh at them. https://twitter.com/thiccdusky/status/1266120348266790914
Kirby Smart be like “I know a spot” and takes you here: https://twitter.com/kirbstompuga/status/1277705504521945089
You hate to see it (leave) https://twitter.com/247sports/status/1273285517203906561
Yeah? Well now— given that your fanbase was using stuff like the previous tweet in this thread to put your guy on a pedestal— neither do you. https://twitter.com/KirbStompUGA/status/1265629107653685251
Why’s that? Because only one of them is actually going to take a snap for his school? https://twitter.com/marlovelace1/status/1265725460090105861
Jamie Newman loves him some Kirby and the Dawgs so much that he dipped on them both before he could even take a single snap. https://twitter.com/zee_dubuc/status/1238998854118277126
You sure about that boss? https://twitter.com/bashonrobmorris/status/1265951402444181504
Oops. https://twitter.com/jontweetssports/status/1215758265214296064
I promise you that I did not. #freereceiptvaultmaterial https://twitter.com/jontweetssports/status/1214999157989134336
Well, my look at it is, this was faulty reasoning to begin with that just looks twice as foolish now. https://twitter.com/cfblive247/status/1239180097330073601
In fairness to Jacob here, Jamie Newman did lead all transfer QBs with fewest interceptions thrown. Dude was so cautious with the pigskin that he didn’t even want to risk touching it. https://twitter.com/jacob_schu_24/status/1285252212743196673
By “Florida,” you mean Georgia, right? https://twitter.com/thehedges4/status/1215917464497938432
Ooh, so close! https://twitter.com/1dawg4life/status/1273232176054710279
Care to update those Heisman odds? https://twitter.com/UGAthesmartway/status/1221854230329335808
I got futures on Jamie Newman (yes, Jamie Newman) to never take a snap for the Georgia Bulldogs. https://twitter.com/PassPassRun/status/1226991271715229700
Your team forgot to tell you that Jamie Newman was dipping before he could call a single cadence. https://twitter.com/ray_uga/status/1299486381106843648
Lordy, this one dude is a treasure trove of material all by himself.

How’s that national brand doing now that everybody is starting to see Kirby Smart for what he really is? https://twitter.com/ray_uga/status/1299255243239112704
A national run 😂😂😂 they tripped walking down their front steps.

But OK, real quick on these, in order: hate has clearly risen above you long ago, what a year indeed, no they’re not, no they won’t, no it isn’t, and no it most definitely is not. https://twitter.com/ray_uga/status/1298435595337777152
No. https://twitter.com/sidelines_uga/status/1289228881304514561
Best part of this tweet is that you hit send on it https://twitter.com/Sidelines_UGA/status/1299079080973869058
Assuming you followed through (since I know Georgia fans always follow through on their words), Las Vegas thanks you for the generous donation to help restart its economy. https://twitter.com/godogssicem/status/1299016109333655560
No he’s not. Trust me. https://twitter.com/haleshaquille/status/1272595854277390338
There’s just too much going on here to tweet with a straight face 😂😂😂 https://twitter.com/hunter4nixon/status/1279803077672009728
It almost sounds... too good to be true. https://twitter.com/cody_helton/status/1216070017613271046
No he won’t 😂😂😂 https://twitter.com/HeirJourdan/status/1273857773483278336
You might have to prepare yourself for a long, long wait. https://twitter.com/2005dawg/status/1298735871378808833
You promise? https://twitter.com/2005dawg/status/1216112540079575040
*Insert Joe Kelly mocking face* https://twitter.com/kirbywetrust/status/1215811217194913792
I’ll venmo you $14,491 if Jamie Newman completes even one third down pass against Florida in JAX. Doesn’t even have to be for a first down— just has to complete the pass. And no return stakes the other way. Deal? https://twitter.com/chaseedwards123/status/1279624185036312577
Nah, Jamie Newman’s not gonna go off.
Not gonna happen. https://twitter.com/bigk71257633/status/1246556218275102724
Can’t wait! https://twitter.com/jordandarby991/status/1232479741392764928
I guess we will see https://twitter.com/hbtfd1/status/1237104241908604934
The kid can play, but he won’t though. https://twitter.com/michaelshanest5/status/1235044523832733697
Alright that’s it, I’m finally out of ammo. If you have any receipts that you saved that I may have missed, feel free to reply to this tweet with them. This was fun. Here’s hoping I can do this again November 8th.
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