The SOG manager steps:

I’m about 5 beers deep in that dugout by now. Mazara is already in the showers and Engel is in. Im telling Madrigal he’s got 1 AB to make up for the error or it’s Mendick time. Around the 7th if trailing I will go nuclear on the next missed call by blue. https://twitter.com/sumerofgeorge/status/1301336157549211652">https://twitter.com/sumerofge...

Beer 6 down. Just told Moncada to get his shit together or sweet prince Yolmer is goin in. I tell Yolmer to get up at the top of the dugout and stare at him. Don’t look away.

No butt pats. No high fives. We score this inning or the boys know heads are rollin. Burdi our for the next inning Ross go meet up with Nomar in the showers and tell him to run another bud light out here I’m thirsty.

Tell Madrigal to go sit on the floor in the corner of the dugout. Mendick in. Madrigal is to face the corner until further instruction.

I chirp from the dugout, “LOOK WHOS READY YO YO” as I point to Yolmer at the stairs still staring at him.