me as various bachelor contestants via modeling work i’ve done, a thread:

Erin M, 22. She’s the one who walks in night one and gives our Bachelor a super personal heartfelt story off the bat, yet is ultimately sent home at the first rose ceremony.

Emily T., 25. She’s the one who gets a sympathy vote on a sports themed group date but ultimately fails to “open up enough” and is sent home before international travel

Kayla S, 23. You know her. She’s the one with instant chemistry with our Bachelor and constant hot tub makeout moments—yet somehow, she won’t make it to hometowns.

Sara F, 25. She’s ready for marriage, and willing to show it. She shows up night one in a wedding dress as her gag. But her hometown goes astray and is not taken to fantasy suites. She’s not your Bachelorette next season, but will make a splash on Paradise

Ella D, 26. She’s portrayed as the villain of the season but goes on to create a successful influencer career with a line of scrunchies and a podcast.

guys I’m getting too tired to create made up personalities but may continue this thread later. in reality I’m the girl who’d go home night one after drinking too much and demanding the bachelor watch me do stevie nicks karaoke