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stolen from nutcase
like and i’ll reply with a random fact about myself. bored tired don’t know what to do
like and i’ll reply with a random fact about myself. bored tired don’t know what to do
i used to have a pet tarantula named timmy in college and my friend babysat during the holidays... it escaped and it’s roaming the dorms now
my biggest fear are heights but i had a crush on a girl that invited me to universal studios... i got on every roller coaster and cried at night.
in high school i bypassed a computer’s security code to go onto youtube and watch beyonce videos. people found it but nobody knew it had been me
my favorite colors are pink and green 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> now yellow. can’t choose just one - can’t choose anything
dragonflies are my favorite insect. i wanna be reborn into one
i didn’t know chipmunks and baby squirrels weren’t the same thing til like a couple of years ago
one time i was buying bus tickets and i read “amount” and i thought it was asking me to pay so i wrote the ticket cost but i couldn’t write a period so i didn’t. ya girl ended up buying over 2k bus tickets and the company called
i hate my name right? and paulette is actually my middle name but it’s less of a joke than my first name so i’m gonna legally change it soon
i love animals. especially frogs
i used to collect bugs but roaches stunk up my box cause i forgot to treat themhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😞" title="Enttäuschtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Enttäuschtes Gesicht">
i’m @hosiecore number one stan. willing to fight to keep this title
i bruise really easily it’s a problem
i cannot stand ranch flavored anything
when i was a child i blew my neighbor’s window with a firework and ive been afraid of them ever since
lmfao i grew up c*th*lic (recovering now thanks) but i was in church choir from ages 8-13 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
i know how to play ukulele and piano. tried learning guitar but i needed time
i used to play soccer as a child, did swimming, and played tennis for eight years.
i used to do debate in high school and made it to the national competition but i’m truly an idiot and idk how we even placed
i accidentally met ashley tisdale in nyc and to this day i consider it my best celebrity encounter of all time. she was so nice to mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
i know a lot about marine technology lol
after i broke up with my first gf my friends and i went on a road trip and got stranded in by the beach
my favorite candy are the airheads extreme. they’re so colorful and taste amazinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💚" title="Grünes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Grünes Herz">
my favorite movies are grease, the devil wears prada, and gone girl
i learned street lamp posts aren’t stable after trying to climb one and having it fall on the street
it makes me really uncomfortable when people refer to me as dude idk why
