...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧍🏽‍♀️" title="Stehende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Stehende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)"> OKAY SOOO, me being the awesome daughter that I am https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤓" title="Nerd-Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nerd-Gesicht">offered to go take out the trash
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😗" title="Kussgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kussgesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌️" title="Siegeshand" aria-label="Emoji: Siegeshand"> and me being the dummy that I am. FORGOT that I have 4 outside dogs and one of the ESPECIALLY loves to jump on you(mostly cause she want to be as close to you as she canhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😿" title="Weinendes Katzengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Katzengesicht">(1/?)

Anyhooo I went through the gate door(my dad built a fence) since I hadn’t gone through it yet, anyhooo I was like shoot https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">I DONT WANT TO GET JUMPED ON, so I was on the lookout for my dogs https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen"> it was all fine. Until I got to where the trash can was... the gate was open(2/?)

(It’s the entrance for the garage) when SUDDENLY I see my 4 big dogs running towards me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😨" title="Angstvolles Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angstvolles Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> I SWEAR MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES. So I saw them right and my dog was so ready to jump me, I was like https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht"> OKAY gotta use the trash bag as a shield, so I did,BUT IT WASNT OVER YET(3/?)

..I had to put the trash bag inside the trash can https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😰" title="Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß"> my shield didn’t last long https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht"> so when I put it in, I saw the look in my dogs eyes SHE was SOOO ready to jump me already https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Verschlafenes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verschlafenes Gesicht">, so I did what I could... RUN FOR MY LIFE (Dashi Run Run Runhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">anyhooo) she kept on cutting me off (4/?)

Like ???I was trying to ESCAPE FROM HER, I got stopped 3 times and each time my other dog would like kinda defend me but it wasn’t much help since he also wanted to be with mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😞" title="Enttäuschtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Enttäuschtes Gesicht">anyhoo I kept on trying to run and on the fourth stop my other dog(she’s a princess a little baby)(5/?)

So I was surprised https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😲" title="Erstauntes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erstauntes Gesicht"> like YEESH I Almost lost my shoe if it weren’t for the fact that they’re crocs, so like I basically had a full 5 or 3 second stop and welp she had caught up to me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😰" title="Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß"> she jumped me and DAMN she can be a little cutie and sweetheart but SHE ALSO SCARY (6/?)

By then I was already at my front door and THANK THE HEAVENS cause she was getting a little crazy... anyhooo I went in and I got saved https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen"> AND DAMN that was the RUN OF LIFE cause I’m apparently an athletic person (I never really considered myself as “athletic”?idk)(7/?)

BUT KEEP IN MIND, IM STUCK INSIDE MOST OF THE TIME so I haven’t really been in shape https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß"> anyhoo MY LEGS FELT IT. They feel like jelly now https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> anyhooo I hope you enjoyed this thread on how I was basically attacked by my dogshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐶" title="Hundegesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Hundegesicht"> I still love them and I really should get out more(8/8)